Threads going south

[Guest nra37922]

Yeh, I agree. These threads need to start going east! :D

I would say Northeast as feces need to flow up stream.

[Timestepper]

As a native Kansan transplanted to East Tennessee, I have managed to remain completely neutral on the North/South thing - both sides kicked the crap out of us during the late "unpleasantries."

 

That said, I feel it only rational to point out that since more cotton is produced in "the South" than in "the North" "Yankee Land" it would seem that, factually, more threads "go North" than "go South." Especially since, given the traditonally warmer climate of the South, less bulky clothing (and therefore, less threads) are needed here.

 

Now, as to pink gun toting, homosexual, black panthers who frequent East Tennessee water moccasin infested Waffle Houses & IHOPs operated by habitual gatherers of anecdotal evidence to discuss the relative merits of whether the cat & goat cheese is better cut by Bigfoot with a Glock or Sasquatch with a 1911, I can only say... "Ummm... More special brownies, please?"

 

:popcorn:

[sigmtnman]

As a native Kansan transplanted to East Tennessee, I have managed to remain completely neutral on the North/South thing - both sides kicked the crap out of us during the late "unpleasantries."

 

That said, I feel it only rational to point out that since more cotton is produced in "the South" than in "the North" "Yankee Land" it would seem that, factually, more threads "go North" than "go South." Especially since, given the traditonally warmer climate of the South, less bulky clothing (and therefore, less threads) are needed here.

 

Now, as to pink gun toting, homosexual, black panthers who frequent East Tennessee water moccasin infested Waffle Houses & IHOPs operated by habitual gatherers of anecdotal evidence to discuss the relative merits of whether the cat & goat cheese is better cut by Bigfoot with a Glock or Sasquatch with a 1911, I can only say... "Ummm... More special brownies, please?"

 

:popcorn:

 

Damn Red Leg!

[Garufa]

Damn Red Leg!

 

Did you know Captain Redlegs (Bill McKinney) was born in Chattanooga?

[Guest Riciticky]

Haven't you ever seen that Ma and Pa Kettle movie about how the story got changed from one person to the other?

[Garufa]

Don't need to go dig up some old-timey movie for that.  I just read the internet.

[sigmtnman]

Did you know Captain Redlegs (Bill McKinney) was born in Chattanooga?

 

 

Had no idea.  That is definitely one of the best films ever.

[mikegideon]

Don't need to go dig up some old-timey movie for that.  I just read the internet.

 

I read the internet. Now, I'm confused :)

[sigmtnman]

I read the internet now I'm confused more smarter :)

 

FTFY

Edited September 2, 2013 by sigmtnman

[mikegideon]

FTFY

 

I'm calling a FTFY violation.  :) Where's Robert?  :rofl:

Edited September 2, 2013 by mikegideon

[sigmtnman]

I'm calling a FTFY violation.  :) Where's Robert?  :rofl:

 

Oh Crap. :leaving:   I posted what I posted after I posted the mis-posted post.  :rofl:

Edited September 2, 2013 by sigmtnman

[Guest Riciticky]

I have already been to all the internet pages. So boring.

[DaveS]

Did this thread get hijacked or what? LOL

 

DaveS

[Chucktshoes]

Did this thread get hijacked or what? LOL

DaveS

Considering that in the 70's the Islamic terrorists did a lot of hijackings, how long do we have till somebody starts running into threads and blowing them up?

[nightrunner]

The moderators do it already on a limited basis.

[Timestepper]

Damn Red Leg!

Guilty as charged. :ugh:

 

 

Did this thread get hijacked or what? LOL

 

DaveS

This thread started out hijacked. :squint:

 

 

 

The moderators do it already on a limited basis.

And suddenly here we are talking about sex again.    :leaving:

[Guest Bonedaddy]

I like to cut the cheese.

I once sharted. :poop: :ugh:  (well...maybe 2 or 3 times, I try to fo'get those things) :whistle:

[npgunner]

I once sharted. :poop: :ugh: (well...maybe 2 or 3 times, I try to fo'get those things) :whistle:

The important aspect of this is not that (or how often) you do this ... it's how long do you go before changing underwear and wiping ...

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Depends on whether I was fishin' or sittin' on the bed watchin' TV.

[rugerla1]

Anyone got any Cheetos?

[Mike.357]

Waffle House trumps any breakfast joint.  I remember Sambo's.  It was a great restaurant, always got Silver Dollar pancakes.

 

And since it will keep this thread on topic,  define Yankee

[rugerla1]

Opposite of pushy? No wait....

[sigmtnman]

Waffle House trumps any breakfast joint.  I remember Sambo's.  It was a great restaurant, always got Silver Dollar pancakes.

 

And since it will keep this thread on topic,  define Yankee

 

Sambo's was the best and yes, I loved the Silver Dollar pancakes. 

 

As far as yankee's; yall have short memories, cause I swear we've been through this before. 

 

If you didn't have kin that fought for the Confederacy and were raised with the damned yankee ways, well then you are a duck...  Now, if you were a southerner during the War between the States and just didn't have any men folk to fight, but supported the South, then just the second part.

[TrickyNicky]

Since this is going down fast...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ONyukSLqA

[Mike.357]

Sambo's was the best and yes, I loved the Silver Dollar pancakes. 

 

As far as yankee's; yall have short memories, cause I swear we've been through this before. 

 

If you didn't have kin that fought for the Confederacy and were raised with the damned yankee ways, well then you are a duck...  Now, if you were a southerner during the War between the States and just didn't have any men folk to fight, but supported the South, then just the second part.

 

so if I read this right it depends on how you were raised, not where.