Three Old Men

[jphillips63]

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.
So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[vontar]

I want to add this.  Been wanting to use this for a few days.

 

 

 

What is the difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist?

 

When a baby crys, the Northern Baptist waits for the mother to care for it  until it to quits.

 

The Southern Baptist believes he can preach louder then a crying baby.

[rugerla1]

Lmaooooo Good'n!!!