Top 10 Signs Your Employer Adopted Obamacare

[gun sane]

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Popsicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill.

(4) You pass your annual physical if you can walk without passing out.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(2) Your prescription comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a dowel rod and duct tape.

Edited August 12, 2013 by gun sane

[Guest TankerHC]

The best thing about being president is not having to go on obamacare - Barry Otero


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