Name an irrational fear

[vontar]

Name an irrational fear you may have.

 

For me

 

Being trapped in an elevator with both Nancy Grace and Jane Velez Mitchell.

[rugerla1]

Eating alphabet soup in order only to find out they forgot to give me a Z!

[Guest Bonedaddy]

My prostate gettin' bigger than it already is and I drown in coffee, though, I don't think it tops the NG, JVM one by a long shot.

[jct231]

Being targeted by the National media with false allegations where you are seen guilty by mass public opinion and never stand a chance to regain the life you once had even though you are innocent.
Oh wait... you said irrational

[gun sane]

Standing in a train station and someone asks, "Pardon me, boy,  is that the Chattanooga choo choo?" and I can't think of the next line.

[Guest TankerHC]

Hillary Clinton gets elected in '16, after we lose the House and Senate in '14 (And dont regain it)

Edited July 14, 2013 by TankerHC

[Luke E.]

A winning bid for the presidency by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

[TMF]

Hillary Clinton gets elected in '16, after we lose the House and Senate in '14 (And dont regain it)

That fear isn't at all irrational. It is a very rational fear that we must focus on.

[Guest TankerHC]

A winning bid for the presidency by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

 

 

Dangit, now I have something else to worry about. Thanks...... :pleased:

[Guest TankerHC]

That fear isn't at all irrational. It is a very rational fear that we must focus on.

 

I know, but there have been some very real and positive developments in the last week that I believe will cost the Dems the Senate and make Obama a lame duck for his final two years. But Ill leave it for the Politics forum.

[Guest sL1k]

I am afraid i will develop an allergy to tin foil   :ph34r:

[wipfel]

Sharks in swimming pools.

[MattCary]

Sharks in swimming pools.

 

With or without fricken laser beams?

[hipower]

Sharks in swimming pools.

SHARKNADO!!!

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Any fear you have no reason for.

[DaveTN]

Wasps. I’d rather face a man with a gun than a wasp.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Wasps. I’d rather face a man with a gun than a wasp.

But that's a rational fear, Dave. :D

[Caster]

Hippies.

[Guest sL1k]

Hippies.

 

I doubt you fear them more than you loathe them.  :D

 

I have an irrational fear of being stuck on a bus with a bunch of unwashed hippies returning from bonaroo 

[Guest TheDrip]

Umbrellas.

 

My wife says its irrational, I say its perfectly rational. People wave them around, don't pay any attention to whats nearby. I've been stabbed with the points dozens of times, and my fear is losing an eye.

 

Wife thinks it is hilarious that I will walk 6' away from her in a thundering downpour, getting absolutely soaked, because I won't use an umbrella.

 

Over the years its turned from an annoyance into a straight up fear.

 

"It's just an umbrella". Its just a 3' stick, with 2' sticks with pointy ends sticking out of it, and you're waving it around like its a teddy bear. Here, stand still while I wave this katana in the air around me.

[Guest TankerHC]

Umbrellas.

 

My wife says its irrational, I say its perfectly rational. People wave them around, don't pay any attention to whats nearby. I've been stabbed with the points dozens of times, and my fear is losing an eye.

 

 

Umbrellas are Assassins Weapons.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/01/07/terror.poison.bulgarian/

[Guest sL1k]

Umbrellas.

My wife says its irrational, I say its perfectly rational. People wave them around, don't pay any attention to whats nearby. I've been stabbed with the points dozens of times, and my fear is losing an eye.

Wife thinks it is hilarious that I will walk 6' away from her in a thundering downpour, getting absolutely soaked, because I won't use an umbrella.

Over the years its turned from an annoyance into a straight up fear.

"It's just an umbrella". Its just a 3' stick, with 2' sticks with pointy ends sticking out of it, and you're waving it around like its a teddy bear. Here, stand still while I wave this katana in the air around me.

I hate to to laugh but that is hilarious.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Used tampons terrify me. And someone else's boogers. Mine are totally acceptable, of course.

[bubbiesdad]

Name an irrational fear you may have.

 

For me

 

Being trapped in an elevator with both Nancy Grace and Jane Velez Mitchell.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

 

[K191145]

The fear of being in Walmart with a brand new HCP and someone seeing the bottom of your holster and calling the Seals that will rapel from heliocopters on top of you, beat you and hogtie your hands and feet and throw you in prison for 40 years.