Could this Happen to you?

[runco]

I read this story today from the Knoxville News Sentinel

 

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2013/jul/09/nude-woman-swimmer-distracts-home-burglary-victim/?partner=popular

 

 

A woman who received permission to skinny dip in a man's backyard pool sufficiently amused him while her male companion burglarized the premises, police reported.  The 54-year-old victim said the couple, who lived nearby, approached his home about 3 p.m. Saturday in Crossville.

He said the woman instructed her companion to return home for her cigarettes, and then asked the homeowner if she could swim in his pool.

He escorted her through the home to the pool in the rear when she surprisingly asked if he would mind if she swam in the nude.

He didn't, she stripped down and proceeded to swim for 20 minutes. The homeowner sat poolside all the while, handing her a towel to dry off when she finished. She then dressed and left.  Police said the victim got an even bigger surprise when he returned to his home, discovering missing jewelry, medications and a handgun -- all worth an estimated $1,195. Police were seeking the couple for questioning.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Nope. I'm too ugly. I'd get suspicious purdy quick.

[Mike.357]

no,  I'd have told her to go somewhere else to swim, if i had a pool that is.

[RichardR]

I've been robbed 5 times this week ....

[Pat]

Well... I guess that's what being perverted gets you! I won't have that problem, then...

 

People will do anything, I swear...

[Dirtshooter]

That my friend is why I am married, my wife would have put a stop to the skinny dipping real quick. Now I on the other hand, NO I am like bonedaddy, I am way too ugly for some gal to want to skinny dip in my pool, besides my pool is only a 6x10 inflatable for the grandkids!!

[Guest TresOsos]

No, because I don't have a pool...and that kind of proposition would have been a huge red flag to me.

Like Bonedaddy, I get suspicious purdy quick too.

Edited July 12, 2013 by TresOsos

[Guest sL1k]

I've been robbed 5 times this week ....

When's the next time you're getting robbed? ill bring beer, and costume jewelry.

[Murgatroy]

When's the next time you're getting robbed? ill bring beer, and costume jewelry.

I still have some fake wallets left over from the Home Depot scam. What time are we all getting together?

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Always keep a good dog in the house/yard. They don't care 'bout boobies. Horndogs don't count.