Is this a home invasion?

[D3vo]

I mean, they did show up unannounced and wanted to use the pool.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/22790170/nude-woman-distracts-resident-while-accomplice-robs-home-say-police

I bet he would have a tough time picking her out of a lineup. Officer I have no idea if she has two eyes, a nose and a mouth.

[WillyB]

That would be an interesting mug shot!

[Guest TankerHC]

I read the article first, I can guarantee those grinning reporters were thinking the same thing I was. Was the guy married, if so, was the wife concerned about the stolen items or "What the hell were you doing standing there looking at a naked woman long enough for us to get robbed!?".

 

My wife is a nice, understanding, intelligent woman. I think her reaction when arriving home would have little to do with the burglary part.

[leroy]

This is good stuff!!  Thanks for posting it.

 

leroy

[jtmaze]

And Thats why I don't have a pool!!!!!! :rofl:

[monkeylizard]

And that's why the only naked women in my pool are the ones I pay to be there!

[RobertNashville]

And Thats why I don't have a pool!!!!!! :rofl:

That's why I don't let strangers into my house. ;)

[E4 No More]

Description: The carpet didn't match the drapes and her boobies were asymetrical.

Edited July 9, 2013 by SWJewellTN

[Dennis1209]

Another example of men having "two" brains!

 

The little brain rapidly swells and throbs and wants to visually see with blind eyes. All the while, taking over logic and reason in the pursuit of getting sick and throwing up all over the place and realizing his mistake thereafter.

 

Yes, in this instance, brain size does matter!

[rugerla1]

Reminds me of Chevy Chase getting caught in the pool with Christie Brinkley in National Lampoons vacation lmao!

[Joseg]

Sorry but the two head theory won't work, if she comes over naked, it's gonna raise a flag that something is wrong.. :rofl: plus did he just leave his front door open? It's his wife's fault, he hasn't gotten any in a while hence the reason they got robbed..   

[monkeylizard]

 It's his wife's fault, he hasn't gotten any in a while hence the reason they got robbed..   

 

Yeah...he should totally start with that excuse when she gets home....

[RichardR]

Dear Penthouse,

I cannot believe that this happened to me, yesterday this beautiful naked ...

[vontar]

Yes, but wait for the police line up

 

Could you have them get naked please?