An Army joke

[Guest TankerHC]

Battle of the Bulge, troops are rushed in to quell the German advance, but so fast they didnt have time to issue them weapons. A Private walks up to his Sergeant and says "How am I supposed to fight?,I dont have a gun." Sergeant, looks at him, grabs a broom, breaks off the bristles and hands him the broomstick and says "Just point this and keep saying "Bangity, Bangity Bang, Bangity Bangity Bang" and the soldier says, "But I dont have a Bayonet either...so the Sergeant tears off a strip of a bandage from his first aid pack, ties it on the end of the broomstick and tells the Private "When you point your gun just say "Stabity Stabity Stab, Stabity Stabity Stab". So the soldier gets with his Platoon and they take up a defensive position. And here comes the Germans, thousands of them, shooting, the Private stands up, points his broomstick and for the next half hour yells "Bangity, Bangity, BANG! Stabity, Stabity STAB! Bangity, Bangity BANG! Stabity, Stabity STAB!" and when its all over the Private looks around and there are dead Germans all over the place around him. Hundreds of them, except he sees this one lone German walking towards him so he aims his broomstick and starts yelling BANGITY, BANGITY BANG! STABITY, STABITY, STAB!" over and over but the German just keeps coming until he gets up to the Private, knocks him down, stomps all over him, breaks his arm, breaks his leg, cracks his neck, stomps his ribs in...as the German starts to walk away with the Private laying there thinking what the hell happened, he hears the German, as he is walking away, saying.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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.Tankity, Tankity, TANK!...Tankity, Tankity...TANK!

Edited June 27, 2013 by TankerHC

[Sam1]

Love some armor jokes lol!

[NoBanStan]

:up:

[Handsome Rob]

LMAO!! That's pure brilliant!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl: