So this farmer's wife died.....

[waynesan]

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From

morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining

about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out

plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the

field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and

began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.

Complain, nag, complain, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden,

the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the

back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something

rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he

would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a

man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his

head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer

about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer,

and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but

always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something

about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod

my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

[Guest 45AUTO]

LOVE IT!!

[Bigiron]

Good mule.

[mac12]

I would almost bet that a lot of the younger members here don't even know what a mule is. That one was well trained.

[fizik]

lol, well played sir

i need a mule like that.

[Guest Halfpint]

I would almost bet that a lot of the younger members here don't even know what a mule is. That one was well trained.

My dad used to have one until I was 6. Love the joke!

[Guest Verbal Kint]

[Guest canynracer]

LOL