Farmer and the bus wreck: Joke

[bubbiesdad]

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how they lie!"

[Guest nraforlife]

Now that is funny

[nightrunner]

ya know, i think i know one or two old farmers who would actually do that.

[Guest db99wj]

What do you call a plane load of politicians that crash's into the ocean?

A good start!

[molonlabetn]

That's horrible! I hope the bus-line had enough insurance to replace their bus.

[HanSolo]

What’s the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead politician in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

[Will]

Lost me on first line because they would have to rent a bus and they

expect everything paid for.