what are the rules in your vehicle

[Mike.357]

saw this on another board and enjoyed reading the responses.

 

So in your truck/car/minivan/golfcart what are the rules for your passengers?

 

In my truck you are NOT

 

Smoking

Eating

Putting feet on the dash

Changing the radio/music

Messing with the A/C, heat

Drinks are okay if'n you have a lid

Showing your carry piece off

Touching glass

Flipping people off

 

You all got some rules , what are they?

[MacGyver]

No squishy cups in the car. Feet on the dash directly related to the cuteness of the occupant.

[JWC]

Keep muddy boots on floor mats. No sippy cups with milk in them for my kids. water only. dang cup gets left in my truck and then it stinks to high hell of rotten milk. That's about it i think but i make up rules as I go. Edited June 14, 2013 by JWC

[hlb14]

come to think of it, my dog gets away with more than my wife, I don't have many rules as long as you act decent and don't smoke.

Edited June 14, 2013 by hlb14

[dralarms]

saw this on another board and enjoyed reading the responses.
 
So in your truck/car/minivan/golfcart what are the rules for your passengers?
 
In my truck you are NOT
 !
Smoking
Eating
Putting feet on the dash
Changing the radio/music
Messing with the A/C, heat
Drinks are okay if'n you have a lid
Showing your carry piece off
Touching glass
Flipping people off
 
You all got some rules , what are they?

Every thing you have here with the exception of eating, my truck is a rolling office and at times everybody has to eat in it.

[mikegideon]

Shut up. No farting.

[Mike.357]

I need to ammend my list.

 

Farting is allowed, it is always funny.

[Motasyco]

I needed only to tweak Mike's list just a bit to make it right for me.

 

 

In my truck you are NOT

 

Smoking

Eating

Putting feet on the dash anywhere but the floor

Changing the radio/music

Messing with the A/C, heat, or adjusting the vents

Drinks are okay if'n you have a screw on lid

Showing your carry piece off

Touching glass

Flipping people off

Farting

Singing

[DaveS]

I really don't have any rules. I welcome everyone and want everyone to be comfortable and enjoy their ride. My work vehicle is a different story.

 

Dave S

[Caster]

No one rides in my truck but me. Maybe the wife on rare occasion (when we're out together we take her car)
SO, the rules are pretty simple, come home in one piece and don't get a ticket. Edited June 14, 2013 by Caster

[mikegideon]

I need to ammend my list.

 

Farting is allowed, it is always funny.

 

It's funny when I fart. My truck.

[BrasilNuts]

No libs on the inside of my truck.

[monkeylizard]

Feet on the dash directly related to the cuteness of the occupant.

 

If the aibags blow, a person with their feet on the dash might keep their legs, but may wish they hadn't. There are few worse positions to be in than this one during a collision.

 

I'm glad they included "Touching glass" in the list. That's my hot button, well that and when my wife gets sunscreen all over the place. That stuff is hard to clean off.

[glowdotGlock]

I drive a Wrangler so from May to September the top and doors are off so farting is ok

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

All I ask is to roll the window down when you fart...

 

And no more dogs in the truck.. I had it detailed and it took them an hour to get all the hair off the seats..

No smoking

And no Rap music.. that is paramount.

Other than that .. take you trash with you..

Thats about it...

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

I need to ammend my list.

 

Farting is allowed, it is always funny.

Not when you have someone who drinks prunejuice and takes ex-lax.. ask me how I know.. :)

[Guest Broomhead]

I needed only to tweak Mike's list just a bit to make it right for me.

 

 

In my truck you are NOT

 

Smoking

Eating

Putting feet on the dash anywhere but the floor

Changing the radio/music

Messing with the A/C, heat, or adjusting the vents

Drinks are okay if'n you have a screw on lid

Showing your carry piece off

Touching glass

Flipping people off

Farting

Singing

 

Pretty thorough there. Mine has two different lists.

 

For my kids, in my van you are NOT

 

Smoking

Putting feet on the dash anywhere but the floor

Changing the radio/music

Messing with the A/C, heat

Drinks are okay if'n you have a screw on lid

Flipping people off

Eating/drinking anything sticky

Trash goes in the trash bag

 

For adults, in my van you are NOT

 

Smoking

Putting feet on the dash anywhere but the floor

Changing the radio/music

Drinks are okay if'n you have a screw on lid

Showing your carry piece off

Flipping people off

Farting

Trash goes in the trash bag

 

If you drive my van, you can change/move anything but the steering wheel and the side mirrors. I'm tall so the seat position is usually a given, as is the rear view mirror.

[RobertNashville]

I only allow young, beautiful women in my vehicles.

 

I rarely have young, beautiful women in my life.

 

So I wind up with very few passengers.

 

Hence, I don't really need a lot of rules. ;)

[Dennis1209]

Simple...

 

My vehicle is just an extension of my home, my environment and my values.

 

Make yourself disrespectful with a morbid sense of humor, strike three.

 

I try to respect everyone's feelings and property and I expect the same. Always have - always will.

[Mike.357]

It's funny when I fart. My truck.

 

I cannot remember when I heard or smelled a fart and it was not funny.  Being funny trumps all rules.

[Mike.357]

Not when you have someone who drinks prunejuice and takes ex-lax.. ask me how I know.. :)

 

 

farting, not poohing is ok.  Definitely no poohing in my truck.  Poohing is only funny if you are outside of my truck

[Mike.357]

I only allow young, beautiful women in my vehicles.

 

I rarely have young, beautiful women in my life.

 

 

Robert this gives you something to shoot for.  Goals in life are generally a good thing.  Young beautiful woman get away with a lot,  rightfully so.

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

farting, not poohing is ok.  Definitely no poohing in my truck.  Poohing is only funny if you are outside of my truck

well  that stuff makes gas..lots of gas...its bad...

[Lumber_Jack]

Wear your seatbelt....and that's about it. It's a company truck, the new wore off 234,000 miles ago

[Garufa]

Do not touch the radio!

 

If you fart, regardless of the weather, all 4 door windows, the rear window and sunroof are going open.  If I fart, the reverse.  :D

Edited June 14, 2013 by Garufa