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[glowdotGlock]

I carry crackers in case I get hungry.

[Sam1]

I started carrying summer sausage in hopes of meeting glowdotglock one day on the street and making snacks with his crackers

[Guest PapaB]

I started carrying summer sausage in hopes of meeting glowdotglock one day on the street and making snacks with his crackers

 

That's disturbing dude.

[Timestepper]

I carry my keys because I failed Hot Wiring 101...

[mk19]

I carry condoms because herpagonasyphelis would hurt.

 

I carry a hat because the sun burn my bald head.

[Timestepper]

I carry a gun because pointing my finger and shouting "BANG! BANG!" isn't near as effective as it was when I was 8...

[Clod Stomper]

I carry a .45. Because a 9mm will kill your body, but a .45 kills your SOUL.

[Sam1]

That's disturbing dude.

 

Don't be a hater!

[Caster]

I carry a Santa figurine when I'm gardening so I can Ho Ho Ho.  

[Good_Steward]

I carry the burden of government subsidies and welfare programs because I work....

[Wheelgunner]

I carry a grudge because I'm a sore loser.

[tercel89]

I carry an extra pair of underwear becuase when I fart it may not be a fart .

[173rdABN]

I carry a 1911 because I'm a silent professional.

[Guest confidence]

I carry an extra mag because I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

[mk19]

I carry a sawed off shotguns, because it makes the bad guys fly backwards.

 

 

 

(in the movies ofcourse)

[Spots]

I carry a sawed off shotguns, because it makes the bad guys fly backwards.



(in the movies ofcourse)

I carry a 1911 for the same reason. Last Man standing style.

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[Caster]

Spots carries a razor so he can say he has something completely worthless.

[Handsome Rob]

I carry a really good book because I may need to carry on a pointless conversation with a complete stranger every time I open it on a plane/bus/train.