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[Guest FiddleDog]

I carry a 45 because it's killed more people than cholera and Dracula combined.

[Sam1]

I carry a Glock because it in itself makes the caliber irrelevant and effectively stops better than the same size from another manufacturer Edited June 14, 2013 by Sam1

[NoBanStan]

I carry a bag around my neck with my finger bones in it because it reminds me that Stannis Baratheon is fair but firm.

:)

[RichardR]

I always carry diaper wipes in my pack because last time I used leaves ... nah I got nutten.

[rugerla1]

I carry extra weight around because I love biscuits!

[DaveS]

I carry a very large brain and plenty of smarts....cheaper than ammo! Except when I'm at work...

 

Dave S

[Raoul]

I carry a lighter because I may want to BBQ.

[jcj]

I carry a company cell phone because I'm on call this week. :mellow:

[runco]

I carry feces because I only go every other day, then I unload

[Joe357]

I carry a 45 (record) because my record player broke

[RED333]

I carry myself, because I am the only that will.

[vontar]

I carry bicycle playing cards in my bag because if I get lost I can start playing solitaire.  Then someone will start playing over my shoulder and maybe I can ask that person for directions.

[Guest Keal G Seo]

I carry a fleshlight because no one else has low enough standards.

[rugerla1]

I carry bicycle playing cards in my bag because if I get lost I can start playing solitaire.  Then someone will start playing over my shoulder and maybe I can ask that person for directions.

Lmao!!

[Guest Hound]

I carry around some cake because i want people to know I party.

[dralarms]

I carry GOD with me because I know I can't do this alone.

[rugerla1]

"I carry a cup of sweet iced tea, because I'm Si" ~~Si

[Guest Wildogre]

I carry a towel because it tells the aliens I am civilized. 

[daddyo]

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

[whitewolf001]

I carry a tune because I have to dance.

[Guest PapaB]

I carry a mask of Chuck Norris because I want to be armed at all times.

[Guest RedLights&Sirens]

I carry a gun shapped pop tart because they have choked more people than my gun has killed. Edited June 15, 2013 by RedLights&Sirens

[Will H]

I carry a .357 magnum because it really does what people who carry a .40 or .45 think theirs does.

Edited June 15, 2013 by Will H

[JeffL]

I carry a 10mm because .357 is for the girls.

[Guest nra37922]

I carry a .45 or .40 or 9mm or .38 because I damn well can.