My daughters got me back

[Guest eyebedam]

So I almost hate to postt his but I figured yall might need a good laugh.

Im always playing little tricks on my daughters I have 3 of them age 9,8,& 16 months. Well my 2 oldest got me back good. I came in from working in the heat & decided to take a nap. Kicked my shoes off laid on the couch & out I went. Well a couple buddies stopped by to drink a few beers. I got up threw on some digi camo shorts & my spikes tactical shirt & some flip flops & went outside to drink. A few minutes pass A my buddies start calling me princess & twinkle toes. Im like what the hell are yall talking about & there just laughing there butts off. They told me to look down. The girls decided to paint my toenails hot pink with glitter. Needless to say Im gonna have to figure out something good to get them back now.

[TripleDigitRide]

Breaker Breaker 1-9.....This here is Twinkle Toes.....Can I get a radio check?

[Guest Major Pain]

"Payback daddy".--MP

[Guest gunslinger707]

need a new keyboard now ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWINKLETOE"S !!!!!!!

[Guest db99wj]

That's awsome!

[Luckyforward]

As a father of two daughters who are 20 and 23, your story brings back many sweet memories and I rejoice with you.

This also says a great deal about you as a father. Your girls feel free to have fun with you in this way!

[Guest eyebedam]

Here are the culprits. Warning the are not as sweet as they look.

[Luckyforward]

Just wait until they become teenagers . . .

[Punisher84]

That's cute. Repay them years later by answering the door to their first date wearing nothing but boxers and a wife beater, holding a bottle of Jack and asking the nice young man if he "has ever been to prison" and if he would enjoy "making love to a man".

That outta be about even.

[NuTcAsE]

That's cute. Repay them years later by answering the door to their first date wearing nothing but boxers and a wife beater, holding a bottle of Jack and asking the nice young man if he "has ever been to prison" and if he would enjoy "making love to a man".

That outta be about even.

almost shot coffee out my nose

[Guest 45AUTO]

i feel your pain. they look so nice but the will always get you.i have one that 7 going on 16 for tricks.

[Guest 45AUTO]

That's cute. Repay them years later by answering the door to their first date wearing nothing but boxers and a wife beater, holding a bottle of Jack and asking the nice young man if he "has ever been to prison" and if he would enjoy "making love to a man".

That outta be about even.

or just tell the guy that you have no problem going back to prison

[Guest eyebedam]

I dont even want to think about them getting old enough for dating. Hopefully by then my gun collection will be extensive and I can scare them away like a old crazy war veteran.

[TripleDigitRide]

I dont even want to think about them getting old enough for dating. Hopefully by then my gun collection will be extensive and I can scare them away like a old crazy war veteran.

Amen, Brother! Amen!

I hate to even hear my daughter talking about a cute boy at school. I don't even want to think about it.

[saintsfanbrian]

Already planning on cleaning the guns EVERY time a young man comes a calling on my daughter. If he has any sense what so ever he will walk in and start asking me about my collection and setting up a time when his father and I can go shooting with him and my daughter.

[canadienmike]

Already planning on cleaning the guns EVERY time a young man comes a calling on my daughter. If he has any sense what so ever he will walk in and start asking me about my collection and setting up a time when his father and I can go shooting with him and my daughter.

+1

[Guest tlondon]

eyebedam...AKA...Twinkletoes...wanted for indecent exposure of MALE pink toes.....ROTFLMAO:rofl:

[Guest GT_Rat]

To really make you think, they probably had their mother call over your buddies to have a few beers with you just to show off their handiwork.

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

Already planning on cleaning the guns EVERY time a young man comes a calling on my daughter. If he has any sense what so ever he will walk in and start asking me about my collection and setting up a time when his father and I can go shooting with him and my daughter.

That ought to be a quick way to grade potential suitors.

Bad: "OMG is that a GUN?!?!?!?!"

Mediocre: "Evening, Mr. Dudemeister." <apprehensive look>

Good: "Hey, isn't that an old battle rifle?"

Really good: "Sweet! A Springfield Armory M1 Garand! Aren't these just great rifles?"

[Luckyforward]

When my oldest daughter turned 16, we decided she was old enough to date.

Imagine the look on her date's face when he rang the doorbell and I answered the door wearing my Colt Python in a holster and slamming the action on a pump shotgun . . .

His eyes looked like they were gonna pop out of his head!

He even had my daughter home early from the date. Hmmm . . . wonder why?

[Guest eyebedam]

eyebedam...AKA...Twinkletoes...wanted for indecent exposure of MALE pink toes.....ROTFLMAO:rofl:

I wouldnt put it past her. I had to go check her myspace page to make sure she didnt take pics & post them there.

Edited August 6, 2008 by eyebedam
corrected spelling

[towerclimber37]

Oh that's priceless that is!