Car Names Explained

[RED333]

AUDI

            Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

        BMW

            Big Money Works
            Bought My Wife
            Brutal Money Waster
            Bimbette Motor Weapon
            Break My Window

        BUICK

            Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

        CHEVROLET

            Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
            Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
            Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
            Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

        DODGE

            Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
            Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
            Dead or Dying Gas Eater
            Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

        FIAT

            Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
            Fix It All the Time
            Fix it again, Tony!

        FORD

            First On Recall Day
            First On Race Day
            First On Rust and Deterioration
            Fix Or Repair Daily
            Found On Road, Dead
            Fault Of R&D
            Fast Only Rolling Downhill
            Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
            Found On Russian Dump
 

 

[Good_Steward]

Chevrolet

Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

 

Jeep

Just Endures Every Path

Just Empty Every Pocket

 

Mopar

Mismatched Old Parts and Rust

 

GMC

Generic Made Chevrolet

Great Mother() Car

 

Not gonna lie - I love the acronym stuff.

[Chadastrophic]

Nothing for Pontiac?

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[Chucktshoes]

Nothing for Pontiac?

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Only one I ever heard was terribly racist.

[Chadastrophic]

Nothing for Pontiac?



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Only one I ever heard was terribly racist.

Yeah but who cares about the Nigerians.

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[gregintenn]

Nothing for Pontiac?

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Poor

Old

Nashvillian :shhh:

Thinks

Its

A

Cadillac.

Edited June 2, 2013 by gregintenn

[Mike.357]

can't believe the OP did not include GM.   Government Motors

[gregintenn]

can't believe the OP did not include GM.   Government Motors

Not funny.

[56FordGuy]

Not funny.

 

Gay Man Cruising? 

[Chucktshoes]

Not funny.

Gay Man Cruising?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

[gregintenn]

Gay Man Cruising? 

Funny! :rofl:

[TripleDigitRide]

FORD

F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

[Guest TankerHC]

CHEVROLET = Constantly Has Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.

 

TOYOTA = Too Often Yankee's Overprice This Auto

 

MOPAR: Move Over, Professionals Are Racing

 

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything

 

MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered

 

JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

 

NOTE: All stolen from here: (Long list)

 

http://www.dunkworld.com/car_acronyms.htm

Edited June 2, 2013 by TankerHC

[RED333]

O there is more, dont no why it did not post the first time.

        GM

            General Maintenance
            Great Mistake

        GMC

            Garage Man's Companion
            Got A Mechanic Coming?

        HONDA

            Had One Never Did Again

        HYUNDAI

            Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

        MAZDA

            Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

        OLDSMOBILE

            Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere Overpriced,
            Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

        PINTO

            put in new transmission often

        PONTIAC

            poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac

        SAAB

            Send Another Automobile Back
            Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
            Sorry Arsed Auto Builders

        TOYOTA

            Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

        VOLVO

            Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
            Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

        VW

            Virtually Worthless