Guts or Balls

[Guest HogMan]

Guts or Balls..

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still

cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically

speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately

result in death.

[Luckyforward]

Thanks for clearing that up - I've often wondered about the difference in the two!

[Guest db99wj]

I'm not laughing at that, that is not funny whatsoever.

[memphismason]

That was funny.

[Magiccarpetrides]

haha thats a good one.

[Guest gunslinger707]

That was good,BUT i would'nt advise trying it at home !!!!!! lol

[nightrunner]

That was good,BUT i would'nt advise trying it at home !!!!!! lol

unless you have a camera man to video tape it and post it up on here!

[Punisher84]

HAR!

[Guest jackdog]

funny, but if tried at home it may amount to suicide.