Funeral Director Wants Help from Government to Bury Bombing Suspect

[Guest PapaB]

Put him on the next military plane flying across the Sahara. Drop his body out from a few miles up, it'll bury itself on impact.

[DaveS]

The funeral home is allowing his family to come and "wash" the body. What's up with that?

 

Dave S

[Garufa]

The funeral home is allowing his family to come and "wash" the body. What's up with that?

 

Dave S

 

Obviously, they are trying to destroy their business.

[BryanP]

take up money at all the local mosques

 

Every mosque they've gone to has turned them down.

[glowdotGlock]

I second shark food.

[Randall53]

how about a can of lighter fluid and zippo?

[kieefer]

If I was a pig farmer I'd offer a plot for him.


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[DaveS]

Obviously, they are trying to destroy their business.

I mean, the "washing" the body part. The funeral home doesn't do that? Or is that a sacred thing? I guess I need to study muslinism or something! Any thing we do except dump him in the ocean, he'll be martyed (sp).

 

Dave S

[Garufa]

I mean, the "washing" the body part. The funeral home doesn't do that? Or is that a sacred thing? I guess I need to study muslinism or something! Any thing we do except dump him in the ocean, he'll be martyed (sp).

 

Dave S

 

I believe the washing is a muslim thing but dumping in the ocean would be a fit cleansing.

[battleop]

I mean, the "washing" the body part. The funeral home doesn't do that? Or is that a sacred thing? I guess I need to study muslinism or something! Any thing we do except dump him in the ocean, he'll be martyed (sp).

 

Dave S

It's part of their burial / death rituals.  As someone else said it's been 3 days so they have already blown that.   

[Guest PapaB]

I don't think poluting our oceans or poisoning pigs with that bag of mucous is bad enough for him (or fair to the pigs and sea life).

 

How about finding out how a human body, stuffed with tannerite, reacts to being shot. Put the body in a somewhat enclosed area so the bits and pieces can be scraped up afterward, put in a container, and placed in a nuclear waste disposal site.

 

Auction off the oportunity to fire at him with all proceeds going to the bombing victims and their families. Do a pay per view event for even more financial support. I'd pay for that.

Edited May 7, 2013 by PapaB

[Guest carter]

I say take him to the body farm at UTK :)