Funeral Director Wants Help from Government to Bury Bombing Suspect

[Guest nra37922]

Nobody willing to bury this SOB.  Bet we could get a pig farmer to take care of it for us

 

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Funeral-Director-Bury-Tsarnaev/2013/05/05/id/502820

 

[Currently]

But who would want to eat the pork afterwards?

Ahhh! Got it!

Politicians! Edited May 5, 2013 by Currently

[Moped]

Rent a boat and take the body out to sea and dump it.  It does not need to be buried here, nor should we be forced to pay for it to be transferred back to the former USSR. Now if the family wants to pay for it, then let them.

[gregintenn]

Pack his hind end full of fireworks, light the fuse, and shoot his disgusting body into space. I'll buy the fireworks!

[Moped]

Pack his hind end full of fireworks, light the fuse, and shoot his disgusting body into space. I'll buy the fireworks!

It would be tough to get a bottle rocket that big without going to NASA and spending the bank.  You could take him out to sea, shove some C-4 up his arse and make him instant fish food!!!  That would be cheap and the family could pay for it!

Edited May 5, 2013 by Moped

[Guest Darth Maul]

They should pay for it. They can draw the money out of the False Flag Fund.

[Spiffy]

Doesn't matter now....he wasn't buried within 3 days he didn't get into where the hell they think they go.

[Randall53]

take up money at all the local mosques

[Troutburger]

Cremation just like they do for other indigents.

[Guest nra37922]

Cremation, bottle rockets, planes, boats all take money and he and his asswipe brother aren't worth a penny of taxpayers money to me.  Hell these two scum-buckets already took us for public dole money.  So I'll go back to my opening statement, lets see if a patriotic pig farmer will step up and dispose of the carcass. 

[RobertNashville]

Rent a boat and take the body out to sea and dump it.  It does not need to be buried here, nor should we be forced to pay for it to be transferred back to the former USSR. Now if the family wants to pay for it, then let them.

You wouldn't need to rent a boat; any ship already planning on going out to see far enough (which isn't that far if memory serves) could dump it at sea

[mikegideon]

Cremation, bottle rockets, planes, boats all take money and he and his asswipe brother aren't worth a penny of taxpayers money to me.  Hell these two scum-buckets already took us for public dole money.  So I'll go back to my opening statement, lets see if a patriotic pig farmer will step up and dispose of the carcass. 

 

Not a lot of pigs in Boston. But, seagulls will eat anything, especially if you dip it in bacon grease.

[vontar]

as has been suggested, take a page from General Pershing book.

[RED333]

Put him out to sea.

[VERO1]

Bury him "cheeks up" and use him for a bicycle rack!

[glock55]

Donate his carcass to a medical school. Might get some return on our investment

[Garufa]

Right here in Knoxville is the world famous Body Farm.  They could send him there to just lay out in the woods and rot.

[hipower]

Right here in Knoxville is the world famous Body Farm.  They could send him there to just lay out in the woods and rot.

 

I'll second that motion.

[Oh Shoot]

Cremation just like they do for other indigents.

 

Yep, every county has a "potter's field".

 

- OS

[bigwakes]

If we bury him we run the risk of giving supporters a spot to gather and pray. Out to sea or undisclosed location is the only option.

Would not put it past Obama to give him a memorial spot near ground zero at the new mosque.

[DaveS]

I don't care what they do with him as long as he isn't buried on american soil...

 

Dave S

[Guest RedLights&Sirens]

On second though... nevermind Edited May 6, 2013 by RedLights&Sirens

[Hi Point Hooligan]

Soylent Green-pack 'em up ship him back to his peeps.. :pleased:  (now in bite sized cubes)

[Guest nra37922]

I've got it for a short term solution.

 

It is not right that the funeral home holding the carcase is incurring costs SO lets pack it in dry ice and put it in the same jail cell being occupied by the brother.

Edited May 6, 2013 by nra37922

[Jesse]

Lower him in a valcano and film it in HD.