A special kind of stupid

[bubbiesdad]

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20130426/ARTICLES/130429692/1139?Title=Police-Would-be-squirrel-killer-injured-after-taping-bullet-to-BB-gun&tc=ar&buffer_share=f14be&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer%253A%252B_FloridaMan%252Bon%252Btwitter

[Garufa]

That will definitely put your eye out.  What an idjit.

[hipower]

:stunned:  Potential Darwin Award Winner.

[RED333]

:stunned:  Potential Darwin Award Winner.

Not even close, walked out of the hospital.

Maybe next time, what an idiot.

[hipower]

But with that kind of intelligence, he's pretty sure to try again.

[RED333]

O I am sure he will.

[Guest RedLights&Sirens]

But with that kind of intelligence, he's pretty sure to try again.

Hopefully he succeeds in his kill before he breeds. I dont mean killing the squirel

[DaveTN]

He must have thought he was in pretty bad shape for a convicted felon to go to the hospital after a shooting. 

 

 

[Guest Cami]

He found the round while scrapping? Seriously?  Thankfully he is a moron.  Hopefully he gets the Darwin next time.

[rugerla1]

What an idea! How did it not work exactly as he planned it?   :screwy:

[Romad7]

At least I don't have to wonder of that would work. We should have more people like him in a special facility testing all the dumb ideas that we are to smart to do ourselves.

[LowBb]

Get a job!!!! So we don't have to pay for your dumb a#% !!!!!!!!!

[tnhawk]

Ya can't fix stupid.

[Links2k]

That's some Wiley Coyote gangsta sh*t right there.

[JAB]

Get a job!!!! So we don't have to pay for your dumb a#% !!!!!!!!!

 

From the article:

 

 

 

On Friday morning residents at his listed address said Lloyd had been released from the hospital and was back at work.

 

Of course, I can't help imagine that his job is something out of a Loony Tunes cartoon - like maybe working in a munitions factory and testing warheads by hitting them with a hammer.

 

What I keep coming back to is that if he planned to eat the squirrel, the BB gun alone would probably have done a much better job of killing the squirrel while not destroying the meat.  Honestly, how much would be left of a squirrel if you shot it with a .40 round?

Edited April 29, 2013 by JAB

[jtmaze]

I will work on that next fall. A body shot should leave the legs unhurt and think you won't even have to clean it just skin what's left.

[Chief07]

DUH!  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

[Monkeyman2500]

Holy moly, I'm rolling in the floor. That is great!!

[Dolomite_supafly]

Heck, I would like to know who was throwing ammo away. He used, what, $10 worth of ammo to hurt himself.

 

I will say that this is one of the dumb criminals.

[Randall53]

Heck, I would like to know who was throwing ammo away. He used, what, $10 worth of ammo to hurt himself.

I will say that this is one of the dumb criminals.

AND MOST COVETED of all ammo....22 rimfire!!!! He should locked up!! oops...40 cal wusnt it...lol. lock him up anyways!! Edited April 29, 2013 by Randall53

[LagerHead]

I'm going to go ahead and guess that this guy never took a physics class and has absolutely no idea to what the phrase "path of least resistance" refers.