Doctor, I Need Help!

[waynesan]

 

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know
what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and
it scares me."
...
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is
getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the
room or goes to bed and falls asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and
reborn.The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and
he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."

 

[safeandsecure]

   :biglol:

... but I don't believe I'll share this one with my better half ... (she doesn't have the fine sense of humor that I do  ... )

[waynesan]

I understand safeandsecure. I won't either.

[LagerHead]

   :biglol:

... but I don't believe I'll share this one with my better half ... (she doesn't have the fine sense of humor that I do  ... )

 

Have you tried swishing water in your mouth? 

[RED333]

Have you tried swishing water in your mouth? 

I just get something to eat.

[dralarms]

Well, thanks. Its official my wife has no sense of humor.

[vontar]

I don't feel like sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight.

 

Don't believe I will be sharing this either.

[hipower]

Well, thanks. Its official my wife has no sense of humor.

 

Buddy, you shoulda' know better'n that.

[dralarms]

Well I guess I'll never learn.

[safeandsecure]

Have you tried swishing water in your mouth? 

 

Nah.  That's part of the problem.  I usually say whatever comes to mind.  Do think I'll skip this one ...