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[onemancoyote]

I didn't choose the goats, they chose me.

[NRA]

What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats?
A pimp

[NRA]

one more

 

A man and his pet goat walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my goat."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the goat falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a goat."
 

[No_0ne]

one more

 

A man and his pet goat walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my goat."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the goat falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a goat."
 

 

[LenoirGunner]

Now we have goat rape on here. :stare:

[NRA]

who said rape? it was only a date.

[wewoapsiak]

[onemancoyote]

Yeah, neigh means neigh where I come from.

[ted]

Funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bzWdYmjmE0

[onemancoyote]

Lets go back to something we can all agree on.

We all hate hippies, right?

[No_0ne]

Lets go back to something we can all agree on.

We all hate hippies, right?

 

Now you're pedophiling too?

[onemancoyote]

[No_0ne]

Baby goats, flower children, and "Tricky Dick" Nixon.  Freud would have written books about you OMC...

[CaleR]

I broke the rules.  

[onemancoyote]

Oh no, he ain't gettin me on his couch.

[TrickyNicky]

Hey my namesake!

[No_0ne]

I broke the rules.  

 

Up to your room now young man, no supper for you.

[onemancoyote]

Is it still an Oedipus Complex if its not your mother?

[CaleR]

Up to your room now young man, no supper for you.

NO! I won't go!

[No_0ne]

Is it still an Oedipus Complex if its not your mother?

 

 

Not if you can PROVE the goat's not your mother...

[No_0ne]

NO! I won't go!

 

That's it.  Just wait until your father hears about this.

[TrickyNicky]

That's it.  Just wait until your father hears about this.

Hey look, No One is posting to the thread. That aught to make lenoirgunner happy I bet.

[ted]

Hey look, No One is posting to the thread. That aught to make lenoirgunner happy I bet.

oh no you jest had to do it , temptation you could not hold back it was driving you insane , we will have to start a post aholic group now hehehe will call it the tricky post forum sounds better than sticky post . And see you made me do it to .

[LenoirGunner]

Been too long since a post in here. Thank goodness.

[TrickyNicky]

oh no you jest had to do it , temptation you could not hold back it was driving you insane , we will have to start a post aholic group now hehehe will call it the tricky post forum sounds better than sticky post . And see you made me do it to .

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more of this thread.