The Next Crusade

[Guest EYEMAN]

A stabbing is now reported.  A student at a Texas school has stabbed multiple people and is now in custody.  Next on the Libitards agenda will be "KNIFE CONTROL".  Several issues will be brought to the floor of the rogues gallery in Washington and I predict the following:

Pockets capable of holding no more than 5 knives

Registration of all kitchen utensils(butter knives are exept unless altered to a sharp point)

All Buck knives(which are black and have a grip) shall be confiscated

Background checks on all whittlers and wood carvers

The Discovery channel will suspend all Ninja Knife commercials on their channel

Upon the perpitraters release on probation in two days the DHS will supply him with only stakes that are tender enough to be cut with a fork.

 

My predictions are not out of line.  They make about as much sense as what is going on now across what is left of our country.

[Caster]

We gotta ban these high capacity knives now! We gotta do it for the children!

[Guest Cami]

ROFLOL!  This will not get very much air play... the MSM do not want this to get out because it doesn't further their agenda...

[Rog O]

Next on the DHS agenda, buy 1.8 billion knives. These will also be for discount savings.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

You could do a lot of damage with a fork.

[npgunner]

You could do a lot of damage with a fork.

Expect to see some research soon showing sporks are best. That will be the "compromise" until all food is bite sized and can be eaten with a spoon. Smaller portions are better for obesity ... and of course good for the children

[Guest 6.8 AR]

I'm waiting for Soyulent Green, myself. :D

[RED333]

I'm waiting for Soyulent Green, myself. :D

IT IS PEOPLE!!!