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Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Texan?

>

> Here is a little test that will help you decide.

>

> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

> children.

>

> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner ,

> locks eyes with you,

>

> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

>

> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

>

> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

>

> What do you do?

>

> ...........................................................

>

> Democrat's Answer :

>

> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

>

> Does the man look poor or oppressed?

>

> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

>

> Could we run away?

>

> What does my wife think?

>

> What about the kids?

>

> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his

> hand?

>

> What does the law say about this situation?

>

> Does the .45 have appropriate safety built into it?

>

> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this

> send to society and to my children?

>

> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

>

> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound

> me?

>

> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he

> was stabbing me?

>

> Should I call 9-1-1?

>

> Why is this street so deserted?

>

> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,

> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

>

> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few

> days and try to come to a consensus.

>

> ............................................................................

> .................................

>

> Republican's Answer:

>

> BANG!

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Texan's Answer:

>

> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

>

> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

>

> BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

>

> BANG! Click

>

> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or

> Hollow Points?'

>

> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'

>

> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!'

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