GUN Test

[Chief07]

GUN TEST

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right
in the doorway.  I placed 6
shells beside it, and noticing that it had no legs, set it on my mom's
oldwheelchair to help it get around.
I then left it alone and went about my business.  While I was gone,
the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street
mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few
cars stopped at
the stop sign right in front of our house.
After a a couple of hours, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting
there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it.  It hadn't rolled
itself outside.  It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the
numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.  In fact, it
hadn't even loaded itself.  Well you can imagine my surprise, with all
the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that
kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

I think that you hit the nail on the head !

 

The guns today are just like some of our younger people (some older folks too) in that they are just plain lazy. They wont even as much load themselves much less take the initiative to go somewhere and commit a crime, they all want the help of a human to do so.

 

We all know that they dont actually need our help because the media tells us so pretty much everyday, how could ALL the networks be wrong?

 

As hard as the factory workers work to make a good gun they all turn out to be utterly useless without help from a human....shameful it is.

 

But dont feel too badly my friend, every gun I have ever owned has been the same kind of lazy, you and yours are not alone. Heck mine wont even roll over when they are sleeping without my help.

[RED333]

I have had mine just laying around the house and they have not done a bad thing yet, good firearms.

[gun sane]

I've got bad firearms....they tempted me to buy them.

[hipower]

Heck....mine are so lazy they won't even clean themselves up!