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[monkeylizard]

Was the inspiration for "Sweet Caroline".

[BigK]

Buys all his gear from The Pink Page Edited April 6, 2013 by BigK

[Alleycat72]

Looks up to fluffers.

 

 

 

 

I'm so going to hell for that. LOL

[RED333]

Wishes for a DVD of all the POTUS speeches.

[Guest sL1k]

Had to replace his front door 3 times due to following Joe Biden's advice.

[tartanphantom]

Voted for Joe Biden because he runs a door-manufacturing company.

[Guest Wildogre]

Has acted out all the parts of the "Lumberjack" song.

[gun sane]

Answers yes to all of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck questions.

[TrickyNicky]

Is the inspiration for all Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes.

[RED333]

Pres of the Jeff Foxworthy's fan club, has him on speed dial.

[gun sane]

Has vowed not to shave or cut his hair until Chewbacca returns to the big screen.

[npgunner]

Thinks Chewbacca is the nickname for the Beast in Disney's "The Beauty and the Beast" ... his favorite movie of all time.

[Guest tommy62]

Likes the warm feeling of putting mashed potatoes in his latex suit.

[ArmyBrat61]

Likes the warm feeling of doggie landmines between his toes......

[Caster]

Dances with the devil in the pale moon light.  

[TrickyNicky]

Is an unapologetic environmentalist.

[Caster]

Was having the best date of his life until his date said "Ya know imma dude....right?"

[gun sane]

Makes no excuses for the powder burns on his targets.

[Guest Broomhead]

Was the "dude" in the above date.

[npgunner]

Only shoots blanks because that's what they do in Hollywood movies

[Guest Broomhead]

Wears a manzier for his moobs.

[TrickyNicky]

Doesn't because he likes the way his bounce when he walks.

[gun sane]

Until the sport was abruptly canceled, he was America's best hope to win the Olympic gold medal in javelin catching.

[charlessummers]

Tried to sue Pepsi for allowing "sighted" people in their blind taste tests.

[RED333]

Gets his junk waxed every week