Post a lie about the poster above

[npgunner]

carries a purse himself, prefers vera bradley, keeps no less than 2 tampons in it 

[gun sane]

One of the few people Jerry Springer refuses to book on his show.

[Spots]

Has been on Jerry Springer twice. Still hasn't found the real father

[npgunner]

took this picture for "later"

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Edited April 4, 2013 by npgunner

[tartanphantom]

Is of the opinion that city buses are a good place to pick up the ladies.

Edited April 4, 2013 by tartanphantom

[ArmyBrat61]

Actually reads directions before beginning assemby....

[homeagain]

Is actually a Brady Campaign plant who spent the last 4 years riding busses around the country for the SEIU in exchange for extra minutes on his Obamaphone

[Caster]

Attended one of the "invitation only" tea parties Taylor Swift has with her young fans after a concert.  

[gjohnsoniv]

Is a horrible shot and hates cast bullets.

[Volzfan]

Thinks casting bullets is tying them on a fishing line and throwing them in a lake!

[hlb14]

loves selling womens shoes

[BigK]

Has a "Roll Tide" tattoo on his butt that he only shows to his closest friends.

[homeagain]

Wears fishnet hose under his hunting clothes under the pretense of layering for warmth.

[tartanphantom]

Was ejected from The Ministry of Silly Walks due to his questionable connections with the Spanish Inquisition.

[BigK]

Once locked himself in his car, had to sleep there for 2 days until someone let him out.

[Major Kong]

Has a secret fetish for railed 1911s.

[Randall53]

Has a waterproof "HOT DEMOCRAT LADY SENATORS IN BIKINIS" calendar by Harry Reid in his shower!

[npgunner]

has a "HOT HARRY REID IN BIKINI" calendar in his shower

[Major Kong]

Has a waterproof "HOT DEMOCRAT LADY SENATORS IN BIKINIS" calendar by Harry Reid in his shower!

That happens to be true, and to my extreme joy Claire McCaskill is Miss April. Mmm, liberal cottage cheese thighs...

[gun sane]

Told his wife that Kentucky Jelly tastes horrible on toast.

[monkeylizard]

Peed his pants upon learning of the Vera Bradley Outlet at Opry Mills.

[npgunner]

secretly thrives off of making new guys feel like idiots over at AR15.com under the user name "tacticooler than you"

[NoBanStan]

Hides CDNN mailer in his copy of Barely Legal so the wife doesnt find out.

[gun sane]

Joined the Army to be all he could be; recently lost his job at the shoeshine stand.

[BigK]

Applied for carry permit for a sling shot.

Hides CDNN mailer in his copy of Barely Legal so the wife doesnt find out.

Bet he's not the only one Edited April 4, 2013 by BigK