Post a lie about the poster above

[gun sane]

King of the empty threads.

[Guest Broomhead]

Wishes he was TartanPhantom's queen.

Edited January 3, 2014 by Broomhead

[tartanphantom]

A Jack possum of all trades, especially the illicit ones.

[Guest TankerHC]

Believes his smoke detector light is an NSA Spycam, has "A.J. Forever" tattooed on his butt. 

[tartanphantom]

Believes his smoke detector light is an NSA Spycam

 

Huh?? You mean it isn't?

Edited January 4, 2014 by tartanphantom

[gun sane]

Writes jokes for the Pope.

[TrickyNicky]

Can't stand to see a grown man cry. Therefore avoids mirrors at any cost.

[hipower]

Avatar is his real picture.

[gun sane]

So is his.

[npgunner]

hits on men at the bar

[tartanphantom]

Made his own IWB holster out of a clipboard and a stethescope.

It's Bulky, but allows him to hear his own stomach growl when worn in the appendix position.

Edited January 5, 2014 by tartanphantom

[Guest Broomhead]

Wants to be worn in the appendix position.

Edited January 5, 2014 by Broomhead

[tartanphantom]

Wants to be worn in the possum position.

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks that's an insult.

[gun sane]

He will never agree to a peace pact with tartanphantom.......or vice versa.

[hipower]

So is his.

 

I wish. Would be better than an overweight, arthritic, old fart.

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks he's cool when he puts his sunglasses on and walks around saying, "I'll be back."

[TrickyNicky]

Also thinks its cool when Hipower puts his sunglasses on and goes around saying "I'll be back"

Wishes he had thought of it first.

[gun sane]

Before the event was cancelled, he was favored to take Olympic gold for javelin catching.

[rugerla1]

Likes catching hot dog javelins  :yuck:

[npgunner]

likes it when his doctors does the "turn your head and cough" test

[gun sane]

Makes "Ring-Around-the-Rosey" look like child's play.

[Guest Broomhead]

Forgets to fall down when playing "ring-around-the-rosey".

[tartanphantom]

Paid spokes-gangsta for Hi-Point Arms, Chicagoland sales territory.

Edited January 6, 2014 by tartanphantom

[gun sane]

Thinks Blu-ray is the Cajun word for huntin' dog.