Post a lie about the poster above

[serbu50]

Likes women

[gun sane]

Likes women who like women.

[rugerla1]

Uses a Fruit Loop as a hula hoop on his manhood

[gun sane]

Keeps people in stitches with his impersonation of President Franklin Pierce.

[Guest Keal G Seo]

Doesn't know what a blow hole is for but can tell you what it's not for and why he can never go back to Sea World.

[gun sane]

Moved to Cosby because, "that's where the action is."
 

[TGO David]

Keeps sending suggestive pictures of himself dressed as a German beer maiden to my email account, asking if it's a fair trade for a TGO decal.  The worse part is... he never tells me where to mail the decal.

[TrickyNicky]

Actually knows where to send the decal. He's just holding out for more suggestive pics.

[hipower]

Stole gunsane's id and ip address and is sending those pics to TGO David.

[npgunner]

Plans to vote for Lamar Alexander

[DaveS]

Worships Obama!

 

Dave

[gun sane]

Training small dogs to pull his sleigh.

[rugerla1]

Small dogs trained him to pull them around in the sleigh.

Edited December 31, 2013 by rugerla1

[enfield]

Farts in the bathtub and breaks the bubbles with his teeth.

[RED333]

Will come by to cut the grass with tweezers, and pay the home owner for the work.

[tartanphantom]

Thinks "spanking the monkey" has something to do with Curious George.

[TGO David]

Once jumped out of a plane with a gun and no parachute.  Knows what he's talking about.

[enfield]

Hunts bear with a knife, jockstrap and a light coat of oil.

[RED333]

Wishes for the day he can use a transgender bath room.

[gun sane]

Plays the Knockout Game, but always gives his opponent the first move.

Edited January 1, 2014 by gun sane

[tartanphantom]

Carries his single allotted round of ammo in his left shirt pocket-- just in case he has to "nip it in the bud."

[npgunner]

enjoys group hot oil and hot stone massages with the previous 5 posters ... especially the "happy ending" part

[Guest Broomhead]

Offers just the "Happy Endings".

[gun sane]

Didn't know if he should have turned his clocks ahead or back one hour for New Year's Day.

[hipower]

Knows Jesse James personally, and has him on speed-dial.