Post a lie about the poster above

[bubbiesdad]

Like the character in his avatar, he cries at the end of "Shane".

[gun sane]

Has yet to solve a Wheel of Fortune puzzle.

[bubbiesdad]

Stared for hours at a package of frozen orange juice because it had "concentrate" printed on it.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Assumes a modified Weaver stance while using a urinal.

[gun sane]

Invested in real estate because his daddy said, "Get a lot while you're young."

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Received $28 in exchange for posing for npgunners last post in this thread.

[TrickyNicky]

Got paid $7.85 to take it. Edited June 17, 2013 by TrickyNicky

[gun sane]

Changed the undies.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Wet himself while clapping with excitement when he realized this thread was active again after 30 days.

[gun sane]

Wears short sleeved shirts as his way of supporting the Second Amendment.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Thinks that MY arms qualify as weapons ......... that's sweet of you to say.......... but quit staring, you're making me uncomfortable in a shawshank redemption kind of way.

[npgunner]

Auditioned for "American Idol" with this: http://youtu.be/hVJ-OeQ5siQ

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Watches American idol.

[Spots]

Watches Honey boo boo. And takes notes for when he competes

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[gun sane]

Won't watch Apollo 13 until he's seen the first 12 prequels.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was an advisor to Nixon when they faked the moon landing.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Watches Honey boo boo. And takes notes for when he competes

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

Watches it as well, but only cause the mom makes him frisky.

[QuietDan]

Jealous of his relationship with Honey Boo Boo's Mom.

[whitewolf001]

Has a thing for both Rosie O'Donnell and Michelle Obama.

[gun sane]

Started walking 5 miles per day for exercise, but quit after a week because he was 35 miles from home.

[QuietDan]

Has a thing for both Rosie O'Donnell and Michelle Obama.

 

Yeah, I got a thing for these two. It's called a baseball bat.

[whitewolf001]

Started walking 5 miles per day for exercise, but quit after a week because he was 35 miles from home.

[npgunner]

Enjoys sniffing his fingers after scratching his butt

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Covertly placed the scratch n sniff sticker on whitewolfs butt.

[Guest Broomhead]

Tried to smell a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool. A lifeguard who looks succinctly like Pelosi gave him mouth-to-mouth...he enjoyed every second of it...even pitched a tent for her.