Post a lie about the poster above

[rugerla1]

Bought a backstage pass so he could enter from the rear

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks entering from the rear means going to the back of the building.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Hopes to move to Nantucket someday for their *cough* reasonable property taxes and progressively tolerant political ideologies.

[RED333]

Is from New York, and is so worried we will find out.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Knows first hand why they call that part of the city "Queens"

[RED333]

Only because I saw you there and you told me. :cool:

[Guest Broomhead]

Is who they named "Queens" after.

[npgunner]

finds it flattering when people assume he's homosexual

[serbu50]

voted for Obama

[npgunner]

was the inspiration for this commercial

http://youtu.be/FjTQV6CjAPE

[QuietDan]

voted for Obama

It says "Post a Lie about the Poster above," not a wicked scurrilous evil falsehood. :taunt:

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

voted for Obama

^volunteered for Acorn

[Guest Broomhead]

Got his job through JobCorps.

[bubbiesdad]

Was the inspiration for this commercial

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY1UIES9wx8

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks Obama is the shiznit and his own personal hero. Is planning on writing an Obama biography. Tried to overthrow the president of Obama's fan club so he could take the position. Every word out of Obama's mouth is his personal mantra.

 

Wait, I was supposed to post a lie? Damn, I've been writing truths this whole time.

Edited April 25, 2013 by Broomhead

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Bought a Kindle specifically BECAUSE OF said commercial

[1pointofview]

Smokes his meat

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Once at gym he fell asleep in the steam room and dreamed he was eating a bratwurst on a nude beach.

[Guest Broomhead]

Fell asleep in the steam room and shrank three sizes.

[bubbiesdad]

Pretended to fall asleep in the steam room in hopes of being molested.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Doesn't even bother pretending to sleep

[bubbiesdad]

Waits for people to fall asleep.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is a paid non attorney spokesperson

[bubbiesdad]

Tried to get an attorney to represent him because his ice cream was "too cold".

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Referred me to the one he used for his pelvic mesh lawsuits