Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest Broomhead]

Can hit a bulls eye at 100yrds but still pees all over the toilet seat, toilet, bathroom floor, walls, ceiling, etc...

[Spook]

Is Chechnyan

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Calls people out on their spelling .......DICK.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

BTW Broomhead I used your bathroom while you were out the other day. :-()

[npgunner]

turned his pressure cooked over to police because it looks like the ones from Boston, afraid it may blow up on him

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Spent all night trying to figure out how to get his pressure cooker to blow him.

[npgunner]

Figured it out by using the steam release ... admitted to the burn unit immediately afterwards.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Offered to apply ointment for me

[bubbiesdad]

Accepted the ointment application offer.

[Spook]

Is Chechnyan

Apologizes for being insensitive.

[Guest Broomhead]

Goes out of his way to be politically correct.

[glock55]

Has a liberal slant to his political correctness

[Guest Broomhead]

Doesn't have a liberal slant...he's full on liberal.

[npgunner]

A picture of his brain:

[glock55]

Doesn't have a liberal slant...he's full on liberal.

Can't tell a lie here::::::: that hurt

A picture of his brain:

A picture of his latest cat scan of head and neck Edited April 21, 2013 by glock55

[Guest Broomhead]

His kids call the mailman "Daddy".

[Guest tommy62]

Went "Bear" huntng at the mall.

[Guest Keal G Seo]

Went "bear" hunting at the furry convention.

[RED333]

Wishes for the day He can come out the closet about his love for Dianne Feinstein.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Dresses as Dianne Feinstein while standing outside Keal G Seismic window holding the boombox over his head blasting "in your eyes"

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Damn you auto correct

[npgunner]

often wonders why autocorrect doesn't fix misspellings when he's writing with pencil and paper

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Cannot write with a pencil because his therapist said he's not allowed to have sharp things.

[RED333]

Wants to know why the world is round.

[npgunner]

Missed the part in history class where they told him the world is round; still thinks its flat and the center of the universe