Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest Broomhead]

No longer welcome in church for heckling the preacher...during communion...on Christmas Eve.

Edited April 13, 2013 by Broomhead

[RED333]

Wishes for the day he can walk down the road hand in hand with his life mate, a goat.

[Guest Broomhead]

Wishes he was the goat.

[BigK]

Thinks meeting the "right" goat wouldn't be all that baaaa aaaad

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Owns three teacup poodles named Brady Feinstein and pierse. Can't sleep at night unless all three are snuggled up to him in his IKEA bed with a hot cup of Earl grey tea and the latest copy of mother Jones.

[bubbiesdad]

Claims to know Pelosi and Feinstein in the Biblical sense.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Its supposed to be a lie......... those two have tried to £#¢π everyone here

[bubbiesdad]

Believes the hokey pokey IS what it's all about.

[Patton]

He has access to ten million rounds of 22lr but he is in the pokey. Edited April 13, 2013 by Patton

[rugerla1]

Puts peanut butter in his underwear before he goes to the dog pound

[Guest Travtastik]

Has not be referred to as dog pound since his freshman year if college.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was putting the peanut butter in the back until Patton showed him the proper technique.

[bubbiesdad]

Admitted that it wasn't chocolate in the peanut butter.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Calls me MR REESE'S

[bubbiesdad]

Offer's Barney Frank Reese's Pieces.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Watches Michael Moore films alone in the dark, naked on a bean bag chair, sipping cheap Chianti and weeping over his lost childhood

[Guest Broomhead]

Weeps openly for bubbiesdad's lost childhood.

[bubbiesdad]

Was placed on offender's list for getting in touch with his inner child.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Doesn't allow himself to weep, knows that every tear is moisture that may be needed later for TEOTWAWKI. Also knows that stockpiled urine is not THAT bad with enough crystal light.

[rugerla1]

Plays hide and seek by himself and still loses

[RED333]

wish for the day he can go home and not hear "why did you come back"

[rugerla1]

Has bragged on his manhood for years, telling everyone he had exactly 10 inches. Then his wife told him he had been holding the ruler exactly backwards.

[charlessummers]

Has a agood head on his shoulders... but it's best you don't ask him about it.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Thinks the British have it all figured out.

[QuietDan]

Has the heart of a twelve year old boy -- in a glass jar on his desk.