Post a lie about the poster above

[Spook]

Loves $5 footlongs.

[Spots]

Once got angry when his $5 foot long was 3" short and white meat

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[npgunner]

His flatbread is often jealous of others' footlong

[Spots]

Once asked to come swing my hammer for me...

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[BigK]

It's supposed to be a lie. That's the truth.

doesn't realize ol' Stan has a strong fondness for large tools and handles them often on his regular trips to the bath house Edited April 10, 2013 by BigK

[Guest Broomhead]

Is also a regular at said bath house.

[Spook]

Routinely drops the soap at the bath house

[gun sane]

Was one of the first POWs in the Battle of the Sexes.

[Guest Broomhead]

Is an enemy spy in the Battle of the Sexes.

[Spook]

His significant other calls him "FTF"

[Guest Broomhead]

His significant other calls him...whatever they want and he better damn well like it.

[npgunner]

his significant other requires an air pump

[gun sane]

While sunbathing at Myrtle Beach, Greenpeace tried to rope and pull him out to deep water.

Edited April 10, 2013 by gun sane

[Guest Broomhead]

Says Spongebob Squarepants is his personal hero and icon.

[RED333]

Likes the Starfish better

[BigK]

Was evicted from his pineapple home under the sea.

[bubbiesdad]

Wants to be the meat in a Barney Frank, Janet Reno luv sammitch.

[Spook]

Thinks Janet Reno is a nice guy.

[vontar]

Brought a money tree last year.  So far, not even got a penny from it.  Upset and thinking about taking it back to Walmart.

[gun sane]

Hopes to be the last man standing in this lie-a-thon.

[vontar]

Is trying hard to be the last Man Standing, well sitting, or maybe laying down.  But certainly last.

[Guest tommy62]

Thinks a double date is switching hands.

[rugerla1]

thinks that the left hand feels like someone different is doing it....but everyone he's dated said they both feel the same

[Guest tommy62]

Says,"If you close your eyes, kissing your cousin ain't all that bad." Once you get past his razor stubble.

[npgunner]

favorite author is Nicholas Sparks