Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest Broomhead]

Gave Tommy62's goat a job...in his bedroom...disposing of his skid-marked drawers.

[bubbiesdad]

Tells his son, "if you don't stop that, you'll go blind".

His son says,"I'm over here dad".

[Guest Broomhead]

Wishes he were a hyphenated American so that he could be included with the rest of his friends.

[RED333]

Tells his son, "if you don't stop that, you'll go blind".

His son says,"I'm over here dad".

Best one yet!!!

 

Wishes he were a hyphenated American so that he could be included with the rest of his friends.

Wished for the day he can tell his wife about his boy friend.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Once hosted a spanish language public access cable program called "sexytime with Miguel" that consisted of him in a Bret michaels wig and assless chaps discussing gun control with an Eric Holder sock puppet.

[npgunner]

intentionally posted a lie in this threads sister thread "post a truth," and intentionally posted a truth in this thread Edited May 7, 2013 by npgunner

[Guest Broomhead]

Is always grammatically correct.

[Volzfan]

Still goes trick or treating dressed as Shirley Temple!

[Retired Navy GMC]

His man room is decorated in Vandy Black and Gold.

[tartanphantom]

Always keeps his pinky raised when drinking from a teacup.

[monkeylizard]

Rides side-saddle

[tartanphantom]

Is a result of the most incredible and unbelievable mad scientist crossbreeding program in the history of mankind.

Looks like a lizard, but has the brain of a monkey.

[npgunner]

Only drinks fruity cocktails and light beer because the hard stuff doesn't taste good to him

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is a result of the most incredible and unbelievable mad scientist crossbreeding program in the history of mankind.
Looks like a lizard, but has the brain of a monkey.

Keeps tampax in his sporan Edited May 8, 2013 by Emtdaddy1980

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Only drinks fruity cocktails and light beer because the hard stuff doesn't taste good to him

Sometimes refers to himself as "the hard stuff"

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks that a good old fashioned enema is the only way to get regular.

[tartanphantom]

Conceal-carries a live possum as a last line of defense.

[Guest Broomhead]

Wishes he were Chuck-Norris enough to conceal-carry a live possum like me.

[rugerla1]

Thinks "junk in the trunk" means a peanut lodged in an elephants nose

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Makes his barber wear gloves and asks his proctologist to give him a high and tight.

[bubbiesdad]

His proctologist told him all he could get was a low and loose.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Invented this catch phrase while trying to make friends in the locker room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZUKBWDl4wY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Guest Broomhead]

Can never say no to a Twinkie...he cried when Hostess went under.

[bubbiesdad]

On his way home from the flea market

 

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Where he bought these

 

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And an outfit for his lady friend

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[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Can never say no to a Twinkie...he cried when Hostess went under.

^is too damn cynical to recognize the tactical significance of the indestructible, non expiring snack cake.