Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest Broomhead]

Is jealous of Rugerla1 for finding love with me.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is chief teleprompter typist for Feinstein speaking engagements

[Guest Broomhead]

Hey, it's a good job. You just wish you had a job that was exempt from Obamacare. You also wish you could work that closely with your idol, Feinstein.

[RED333]

Tries to sell knifes that have the handle edge sharpened.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Bought 3 of them before he realized what was wrong

[NoBanStan]

original jokes guys! it's not funny just to piggy back off someone else!

 

 

Get's angry at "that's what she said" jokes because nobody bothered to tell him who "she" is.

[Guest Broomhead]

Thinks Piggy Backing is something that involves animal husbandry.

 

Sorry couldn't resist. Sometimes the piggy backs are funny though.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is missing the tip of his pinky from when he was cleaning his knife and "it just went off"

[Guest Broomhead]

Shot himself in a crossbow loading accident.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was once mistaken for a male prostitute while eating at an arbys

[Guest Broomhead]

Once mistook me for a male prostitute due to how good I look in my banana hammock.

[hlb14]

loves to throw bread crumbs to his pet possums while lounging in his speedo's

[hlb14]

wishes he was nowhere near Talladega this weekend!

[Guest Broomhead]

Wishes Talladega Nights was a biopic of himself.

[npgunner]

Once asked his doctor to remove a rib so he could ...

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

..........give himself a mustache ride?

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Once asked his doctor to remove a rib so he could ...

^hangs out in teen chat rooms and calls himself Neo, and then gets depressed when 14 year old girls don't get the Matrix reference.

[ncldwell]

eats boogers...

[rugerla1]

Women spread the story about him being hung like a horse..................fly

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

JUST WANTS TO DANCE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JikHNG5llnM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

^ LAST MAN STANDING?

[Guest Broomhead]

Went to see Silver Linings Playbook...by himself...five times...and cried every time.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Damn......... laid in the bush for nearly 38 hours waiting for me to stick my head out in the open........ well played sir.....well played.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Went to see Silver Linings Playbook...by himself...five times...and cried every time.

^ Takes himself to the movies........and still has to use a roofie when the dates winding down.

[vontar]

Knows the warranty number for inflate-a-mate by heart.