Post a lie about the poster above

[npgunner]

thinks hlb14's favorite sport is baseball because they only run the bases to the left

[rugerla1]

When he walks in Petsmart, the fish stop swimming and the cats start walking backwards

[Guest Broomhead]

Isn't allowed in Petsmart since he was caught with carnal knowledge of the gerbils, hamsters and guinea pigs.

[rugerla1]

Has successfully mated hamsters and gerbils...took an arrest warrant from PETA to realize he wasn't supposed to be involved in the process

[bigwakes]

Went to see Magic Mike in the theater.....alone.....twice..

[rugerla1]

 went to see it when the theater was full of other like minded guys

[RED333]

Wishes for the day he can go to the theater with his life mate, Egor the goat.

[NoBanStan]

doesn't have use for indoor plumbing. Does however have a nice porcelain flower pot on his front porch.

[Guest Broomhead]

Used Red's "flower pot" by accident...then blamed it on the dog.

Edited April 19, 2013 by Broomhead

[RED333]

Makes a knife that is sharpened on the wrong side.

Edited April 19, 2013 by RED333

[npgunner]

takes his knifes to a professional for sharpening because he's scared he might cut his self

[Guest Keal G Seo]

isn't silly, he is just possessed by a "slow" ghost.  :screwy:

[RED333]

takes his knifes to a professional for sharpening because he's scared he might cut his self

:up:

 

Just might be a double for the POTUS

[Guest tommy62]

Loves his new Brazillian wax.

[Spook]

Waxed his tongue

[Guest Broomhead]

Gave Red his Brazilian wax job free of charge.

[ncldwell]

will make a good wife someday...

[npgunner]

Is a repeat attendee at child birthing classes with his male partner

[buck1032]

Said while wearing nothing but granny panties

[Fourtyfive]

Listens to CNN

[Guest Keal G Seo]

masterbates constantly because he is the only one with standards low enough to have sex with him.

[Guest tommy62]

I jealous of his wife's special drawer.

[Spook]

Shaves his girlfriends's back

[npgunner]

Founder of Al Sharpton fan club

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is Chechnian