Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was dishonorably discharged from the salvation army.

[Guest Broomhead]

Talks like the Geico gecko to sound intelligent.

[Guest tommy62]

His face stuck like that.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was there when broomheads face got stuck.

[Guest Broomhead]

Went to Chuckie Cheese's...by himself...to hug Chuckie...who is his hero...and who he secretly has a crush on.

Edited April 15, 2013 by Broomhead

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is not allowed to enter a chucky cheese or any other establishment which caters to children and may not reside within five hundred yards of a school and or daycare facility.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Is not allowed to enter a chucky cheese or any other establishment which caters to children and may not reside within five hundred yards of a school and or daycare facility.

[homeagain]

Enema vendor at local bathhouse

Edited April 15, 2013 by homeagain

[bubbiesdad]

Most frequent purchaser of enemas at said bath house.

[Guest Broomhead]

Was caught soliciting an orangutan for sex. Said he was just trying to see if "fire on the head, fire in the bed" was true.

[QuietDan]

Doesn't like "self help" enemas and always buys the service package. . . . from Sven the Swede.

[Guest Broomhead]

Was Bubbiesdad's first solicitation offer.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Was once mistaken for an orangutan by bubbiesdad.

[Guest Broomhead]

Wasn't mistaken for an orangutan, just happens that he has a purty mouth.

[bubbiesdad]

Refers to Deliverance as "The Love Boat".

[Guest Broomhead]

Refers to Deliverance as good times.

Edited April 17, 2013 by Broomhead

[bubbiesdad]

Paid big $ for nude photos of Esther Rolle from Good Times.

[Guest tommy62]

Was in said Esther Rolle pics.

[rugerla1]

Wishes he was Esther in said pics

[Guest Broomhead]

Likes to get slathered up in vasoline and dance naked with the devil by the pale moonlight.

Edited April 18, 2013 by Broomhead

[BigK]

Prefers it rough, skips the Vaseline.

[Guest Broomhead]

Likes to slather Rugerla1 in the vasoline, then dons a devil mask.

[NoBanStan]

was told to invest his lottery winnings so he bought 2000 army pattern beanie babies autographed by Colin Powell

[hlb14]

is willing to bet this thread will make 1000 posts

[Guest Broomhead]

Can only make left turns like they do in his favorite "sport".

Edited April 19, 2013 by Broomhead