Post a lie about the poster above

[Guest tommy62]

Thinks Malibu Ken would have been a cute GI Joe.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

What he's really thinking when someone says supertuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrUlcv8XESE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[NoBanStan]

confused menstrual with minstrel and bought his wife a lute. Which she broke across his face.

[BigK]

Bought "Sweatin' to the Oldies" thinking he'd see adult movies of old chicks...has no regrets, mmmm mmmm, Richard Simmons in those short shorts works just as good.

Edited April 11, 2013 by BigK

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Had to look up "lute" and "minstrel" on Wikipedia after reading above comment. It was already bookmarked from when he looked up
"pejorative " and "moratorium"

[gun sane]

In high school he was voted "Most Likely To Die In A Hail of Police Bullets."

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Secretly wishes pierse Morgan would give him a British invasion

[NoBanStan]

Tried to rope a deer

 

http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends2007-02.html

 

[Guest Broomhead]

Asked TSA for a happy ending.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Tried to rope a deer. I pejoratively misspelled rope.

[Spots]

Has roped several goats....

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Snuck onto my property dressed as a goat

[Guest Broomhead]

Tried to "rope" Spots when he was dressed as a goat.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Whadya mean "tried"?

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Tried to "rope" Spots when he was dressed as a goat.

^filmed it, added voice-over commentary in James Earl Jones voice Edited April 11, 2013 by Emtdaddy1980

[Caster]

Before finding TGO thought 'internet' was what ur fish did when you gottem next to tha boat.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Never used a net, fishes with a bow cause that's how Burt Reynolds did it in Deliverence, everything else in life he learned from Ned Beaty.

[Caster]

....learned more than just bow fish' from Deliverance.

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Likes the way I pluck a banjo

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

Asked TSA for a happy ending.

Used to work for TSA, knows where NoBanStan keeps his traveling cash.

[npgunner]

Called Alexander and Coorker to thank them for voting "yes" in today's #guncontrol vote

[Guest Emtdaddy1980]

That was just mean :-(

[bubbiesdad]

Tried to "rope" Spots when he was dressed as a goat.

 Was he wearing these?

 

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[Guest Broomhead]

Squeals like a pig when in the boudoir.

[BigK]

Thinks words like "boudoir" are cool, tries to work them into everyday conversations.