Post a lie about the poster above

[Volphin]

Has been been beaten about the face with the largest Ugly Stick on the market.

[gun sane]

Just about to close the deal with a Nigerian prince.

[Guest Broomhead]

Owns a gay rooster but wonders why he doesn't have any eggs.

[BigK]

was once told by pilot that #3 engine was "missing" when he throttled up

 

replied with, "Engine found on right wing, after brief search"

 

---oops, that one was just for Gun Sane

Edited April 9, 2013 by BigK

[Spook]

Thinks Octomom is sexy

[LagerHead]

Once paid a one-armed hobo to rub the corns off his feet while he sat in a discarded recliner drinking Mad Dog 20/20 and smoking unfiltered Camels. This was on a Wednesday in June. 

[Guest Broomhead]

Was the one-armed hobo...and he enjoyed himself immensely.

[gun sane]

Buys ice because he can't remember the formula.

[RED333]

Has the ice formula in his wallet

[Volzfan]

Went to work with his new thermos. He was told it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold so he put 2 cups of coffee and a glass of iced tea in it and off to work he went!

[Good_Steward]

Loves Alabama football unconditionally.....

 

 (that's painful to even lie about...)

Edited April 9, 2013 by Good_Steward

[gun sane]

Doesn't eat M&Ms because they're too hard to peel.

[Good_Steward]

Thought it was supposed to be a lie?

 

Anyway - is a true gentleman and ladies man, 

 

Once bought a toy poodle because he thought it was a 'roided up ferret

 

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/topic/63887-man-buys-two-ferrets-he-thought-were-toy-poodles/

Edited April 9, 2013 by Good_Steward

[gun sane]

Thought Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket was a wuss.

[Good_Steward]

Thinks a Draco with the muzzle painted orange is the ultimate in discreet concealed carry... 

[RED333]

Paints his Draco muzzle orange

[gun sane]

Gets his exercise by jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle and running amok.

[RED333]

wishes he could be called "SWEETS"

[Good_Steward]

Is not just the founder of "Hair Club for Men"; he is also a member!

[rugerla1]

Thinks the Hokey Pokey is a form of foreplay

[npgunner]

Regularly uses Monistat to treat his athletes foot ... doesn't really know what to do with the "applicator" so uses it to self administer constipation relieving suppositories

[rugerla1]

Dang NP that was harsh! Lol
Vividly remembers his first bj...now will not eat salt on anything!

[npgunner]

Dang NP that was harsh! Lol
Vividly remembers his first bj...now will not eat salt on anything!

Ouch. Equally as harsh ... Haha
Regularly scrapbooks pictures of going to the range with his friends; tries to crop out his pink range bag.

[rugerla1]

(I'm gonna have to skip this one, still laughing at both our posts, someone else jump in here Lmao)

[Guest Broomhead]

Tried to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms after being told it couldn't be done.