Post a lie about the poster above

[gun sane]

Works as a towel boy at a women's health club for $100 per week.  It's all he can afford.

[NoBanStan]

Able to hit a 1 inch target at 1000 yards. Still pisses on toilet seat.

[rugerla1]

Has a pink fluffy toilet seat cushion

[gun sane]

Calls his gal, "Rocky Top", because the doc used silica instead of silicone.

[Spook]

Says, "Good morning ladies" even when he's not blind and not walking buy a fish stand.

[Guest Broomhead]

Takes half a Viagra so he won't pee on his shoes.

[gun sane]

His back goes out more than he does.

[Guest Broomhead]

Too true.

 

Hasn't got a clue that there are no mysteries.

[gun sane]

Bought his first Led Zeppelin album thinking it was German polka music.

[Guest Broomhead]

Thought Led Zeppelin was about a blimp made from heavy metals.

[tartanphantom]

Refers to the 4 major compass points as

"up yonder",

"down yonder",

"back yonder"

and "over yonder".

[Guest Broomhead]

Taught them to me that way.

[Spots]

Got his forum name after spending all night drinking in college and getting caught in the closest giving a broom.... well you get the picture

Sent from the backwoods of Nowhere

[Guest tommy62]

Waiting on the new Tears for Fears album.

[rugerla1]

Already has the black market version

[monkeylizard]

Was kicked out of The Church of Scientology for "being a little weird".

[rugerla1]

When he hears Another One Bites the Dust, he has flashbacks of going down on that 70 year old stripper in Panama City on Spring Break

[RED333]

When he hears Another One Bites the Dust, he has flashbacks of going down on that 70 year old stripper in Panama City on Spring Break

that is so bad, good one

 

Paid to watch it happen

[zombiehugger]

Took pics so he would never forget.

[Guest Broomhead]

Printed a second set for himself, just to relive his own memories.

[gun sane]

His wife's family calls him, "that thing she married."

[monkeylizard]

Thinks the Civil War was faked on a Hollywood back lot.

[gun sane]

Still undecided about Obama's third term.

[NoBanStan]

Still thinks the Turbo button on his 486DX makes the computer faster. (nerd humor)

[BigK]

Shoots low with a 10/22 due to anticipating recoil.