Post a lie about the poster above

[gun sane]

Keeps Walmart shelves empty of jock itch cream.

[monkeylizard]

Is the reason we can't have nice things around here.

[TGO David]

Hoards all of the nice things we can't have around here and sells them at gun shows.   ;)

[monkeylizard]

Double-checks to make sure all the TGO swag is 'Made in China using child labor'

[gun sane]

Voldemort's TGO mole.

[Guest Augustus]

Doesn't keep his booger hook on the bang switch.

[QuietDan]

Does keep his boogers hooked on the bang switch.

[monkeylizard]

Carries 4 fried chickens and a Coke to his tree stand for a light snack.

[TrickyNicky]

Carries 4 fried chickens and a Coke to his tree stand for a light snack.

Prefers dry white toast.

[npgunner]

makes toast with the following process:

1. hang bread on low hanging limb

2. strike match

3. bend over

4. fart on match while aimed at the bread allowing flame to toast the bread

 

likes the taste this process produces

[gun sane]

His best idea so far:  Little League farm teams.

[Guest TankerHC]

Parts his hair in the middle and drinks grape Nehi. 

[Guest Broomhead]

Couldn't tell you the difference between a pork rind and a piece of soggy leather if his life depended on it.

[gun sane]

Can't make up his mind if he wants to be a visionary.

[tartanphantom]

Is a charter member of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club."

 

Edited January 2, 2014 by tartanphantom

[gun sane]

Whenever he hears the song, "Afternoon Delight," he thinks of his nap.

[tartanphantom]

Whenever he hears the song, "Afternoon Delight," he thinks of his nap.

 

Just for the record, I've despised that song since day one.... :rofl:

[RED333]

Wishes he could wear his tutu to the range.

[npgunner]

Got caught wearing his tutu walking around the town

[RED333]

That was in my younger days.

 

Got caught wearing his tutu walking around the town

 

 

Wants to know when it will OK to tell his life partner about us.

[gun sane]

Flunked the TSA employment test when he couldn't find an ass with both hands.

[Guest Broomhead]

Volunteers for advanced screening at the airport, just so he can 'feel' special.

[monkeylizard]

Has a TiVo Season Pass for Project Runway.

[gun sane]

Felt an urge to run against Lamar, but the fire in his belly turned out to be bad liquor.

[tartanphantom]

Wishes he could figure out how to keep this thread going.