Old but Good Joke!: FBI Job Opening

[Luckyforward]

Subject: FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two

men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that

you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill

her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my

wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

went into the room All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,

'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the

room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,

crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat

from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

[EMTRN]

Ha Ha

[Guest sling]

Things like this make me never want to get married.

[Volzfan]

Somebody get Michelle Obama an application.

[Guest jwp]

Wasn't there a CIA application like this on here last week?

[Volzfan]

Wasn't there a CIA application like this on here last week?

That keep it from being a double post.

[Luckyforward]

Sorry . . . if it was here before I didn't see it

[Guest sling]

Bah. Who cares if its a double post. Thanks for sharing lucky!