The random story thread.

[RED333]

they left, took ALL the bags with them.

They did leave LOTS of ammo for ALL my firearms, but they also left some...

[Links2k]

 hoodies  to wear while we frolicked in

[Guest nra37922]

all the 223 ammo they left.

[Krull]

was stolen by a leprechaun who then ran off to ..............

Edited April 2, 2013 by Krull

[hipower]

a local gunshow to proifiter on his ill gotten stash...

[RED333]

so I stoped the butt head, took all the ammo back, gave it all out the my buddys.

The very next day...

[Krull]

This did not go over well with Ralph the Leprachaun and he came out me with..........

[hipower]

...a broadsword and a mace and proceeded to thoroughly trounce my butt..

[Steelharp]

...a broadsword and a mace and proceeded to thoroughly trounce my butt..

(You're lucky that's what he chose to do with it. Carry on.)

[Caster]

...a broadsword and a mace and proceeded to thoroughly trounce my butt..

 

Thankfully I had worn my Mythril underwear so I saved for half damage.  I countered with Melf's Acid Arrow but undershot and ended up disintegrating his...

[Guest nra37922]

iPad but the ammo still ended up on the internet at 3x its value, the dirty rotten Obama voting son of a

[hipower]

...hyperventilating flatulent camel...

[Krull]

He had no choice but bring out the raging goblin to....

[vontar]

challenge me to a duel.  The rewards would be great, however a lose would be unthinkable.

[Guest nra37922]

I had no idea that I would be facing the gnome running North Korea but I did what any red blooded American would do and...

[Caster]

...and pointed my Garand at the gnome and told him to "git off my lawn". Wouldnt you know the little bastard came back that night and rolled my yard and covered my porch in dollar store shampoo. When I got up the next morning I stepped out to survey the amount of toilet paper and slipped on the slick steps, fracturing my...... Edited April 2, 2013 by Caster

[Major Kong]

...pelvis, thus triggering another lesson on free market economics force fed on me while I lay helpless in the hospital bed, praying for...

[RED333]

a bath from my wife, after a few weeks of laying around I was fine.

I got up the other day and found a long lost...

[Guest nra37922]

doobie which I quickly

[Major Kong]

threw away because it was illegal in Tn, then I walked down to the...

[vontar]

previous page

 

threw away because it was illegal in Tn, then I walked down to the...

 

 

Home Depot to get some

Edited April 3, 2013 by vontar

[hipower]

..nearest training center and signed up for fencing lessons. Since I was emasculated in the gnome brawl, I need to learn to defend myself...

[RED333]

river, wet a hook, caught a fish or 2, went home cleaned and cooked, wife ate her share, and cleaned up, we then went to...

[runco]

emergency room, because......

[hipower]

emergency room, because......

 I got a little groin pull in fencing..