The random story thread.

[rugerla1]

Hump the munchkins while....

[Steelharp]

... they sang, Follow the Yellow...

[Caster]

...the yellow Hummer with 26inch chrome wheels.

[rugerla1]

Stain from the pants you threw at me

[Steelharp]

... Monica.

[Guest Broomhead]

The man named Monica then ran off to the...

[rugerla1]

Music store to buy Johnny Cash's single "A boy named Sue" to play on his way to...

[RED333]

the gas station to buy

[rugerla1]

Skoal straight long cut and a bag of...

[glowdotGlock]

..hot pork skins and a Budweiser..

[Sidinman]

Then headed back to the house, to

[Shug]

to sit naked in his bean bag chair

[rugerla1]

With the munchkins watching Duck Dynasty

[Sidinman]

laughing my ### off

[Mike.357]

as I realized I was out of toilet paper and the budweiser makes my gut roil

[Links2k]

I decided to crap in my pants to save a trip to the john

Edited March 24, 2013 by LINKS2K

[rugerla1]

Then I took the pants off and hid them under my wife's side of the bed..

[Steelharp]

... where I discovered a ziploc bag filled with $100 bills! I thought to myself...

[Trekbike]

...I wonder if there's enough here to buy a brick of 22LR's...

[runco]

...As I counted, yep there is enough for them 22s, so I jumped into the ............

[Caster]

....the 1958 Nash Metropolitan I just finished restoring last month and headed to town in search of .22ammo. I was just about to leave when the wife hollered.
"Hun, while you're out, pick me up some.......

[dralarms]

Pinto and headed to...

[frankmako]

wal mart to get a bag of pinto's and to buy one brick of 22 lr ammo with the stack of $100 dollar bills.

[RED333]

while at walmart I did get some pants with everything else.

Then on the way home I saw a (fill in the blank)  landing

[Earl33]

I saw a helicopter landing on my neighbors lawn..