The random story thread.

[QuietDan]

. . . Where the dogs took her in and kept her warm and plotted with her for my demise. . .

[Caster]

...but the dogs were MAN'S best friend and Fido was a double agent and ever loyal to me so after hearing of her plans he swiftly made it to me and gave me proper warning.  The crazy broad was planning to poison me with.....

[Guest nra37922]

love and affection

[ted]

Woke up the next morning to head to the airport and catch my flight to New York to see .....

[Guest nra37922]

my good buddy Bloomberg to discuss

[Earl33]

life as a closet Democrat... after a long conversation we...

[RED333]

I talked him into coming here for a snipe hunt, it went VERY WELL till...

[Guest nra37922]

the moonshine ran out and we had to

[QuietDan]

. . . and we had to get into the mouthwash, cough syrup and sterno . . . then my buddy said, "Watch this shit . . . "

[ted]

And threw up on bloomburg and Bloomberg started eating it saying that is some good soup I wonder if I can convince every body to jest buy soup instead of guns, and my buddy said ......

[Guest nra37922]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life you dickwad which stated a

[Earl33]

a political debate over what the government should ban next..  Big Gulps, cough syrup, inbreeding or...

[RED333]

knifes, man and woman wedding, church and...

[Guest nra37922]

lawyers and politicians,  At which point Bloomberg jumped off the top of Mt. LaConte and was eaten by bears,

[bubbiesdad]

And a few hours later, those who said Bloomberg wasn't :poop: , were proven wrong.

[Guest nra37922]

Satisfied that I was on to something, I decided to try my luck on the great Washington wild....

[Caster]

...wild water park. I was riding the lazy river when it occurred to me that I have a problem. Problem was, I didn't know what that problem was. Now how the heck can a solve the problem when I don't what the problem is? That's when it dawned on me......

[ted]

I will call Obama he will remember ???

[Guest nra37922]

to check that his birth certificate and college transcripts are still hidden and then schedule another million dollar taxpayer vacation in...

[bubbiesdad]

sunny Venezuela, where he will be sure to...

[Guest nra37922]

work on his tan.   In the meantime VP Joe Biteme will give a speech and proclaim....

Edited April 17, 2013 by nra37922

[bubbiesdad]

that he is indeed a ventriloquist dummy, and the words from his mouth are provided by.....

[Guest nra37922]

the free roaming spirit of L. Ron Hubbard...