The random story thread.

[Guest nra37922]

7/11 for a Big Gulp and a box of Donuts which led to..

[hipower]

...screaming diarehea and running for the bushes.

[runco]

Since I didn't have any toilet paper, I had to......

[ted]

Break out my trusty switch blade and cut my underwear off and wipe my fingers off and then wipe.... Edited April 3, 2013 by ted

[vontar]

However fortunately I found allot of 3 leaf plants near by to take care of business with.

[runco]

3 days later, I had the most serious....

[Krull]

Poison Ivy rash .... and had to

[Guest Broomhead]

and had to be air evac'd to...

[Guest nra37922]

the ass masters at the Rainbow Bar where they

[bubbiesdad]

plunked down $10 a head to look at it. So I counted the money , and discovered there was

Edited April 3, 2013 by bubbiesdad

[Guest nra37922]

a free meal at Ruth Chris coupon in the stack so I...

[Krull]

As soon as Lt Harris and Procter let me go I Immediately left the Rainbow Bar  and headed to..........

Edited April 4, 2013 by Krull

[NoBanStan]

...bed, it had been a long day. The end.

 

 

 

Didn't see that coming did you?

[ted]

And then when I woke up out of my crazy dream the phone rang it was .......

[hipower]

my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet.

[QuietDan]

And I told him I would be tele-commuting from Mars for the foreseeable future as I had been captured by aliens and intimately inspected to discover my secret to procreative staying power. . . .

[hipower]

as soon as the anal probes were over.

[Krull]

and my boss said "son......."

[Caster]

"son...have I got a little story for you.  What you thought was your daddy, was nothing but a......"

[Guest nra37922]

Obama Democratic operative

[hipower]

...and that makes you a zombie liberal...

[Guest nra37922]

so the only thing I could do was draw my pistol and....

[hipower]

run in circles, screaming like a little girl...

[RED333]

Till you came to your whits and began to wake up from the dream that was a dream of a dream,

Man what a night, so I got the coffee going, wife (real one) came in and said, guess what, my mother

is...

[homeagain]

...Diane Feinstein, and she has a cougar kind of thing for you, so....