The random story thread.

[hipower]

..when I ran out of ammo, and the sheriff let us go...

[RED333]

we headed to the gun store and you would not believe the price of firearms and ammo was ...

[Guest nra37922]

pre-cornelius priced and plentiful.  AR's ammo. mags, etc were

[RED333]

then I woke up from my dream, rolled over to see...

[Guest nra37922]

the he/she wasn't a dream so I grabbed my

[runco]

grabbed my socks and underwear, and a made b line to.....

[ted]

the bath room when I ran into my wife coming out and she said ?

[RED333]

WHO IS THAT IN OUR BED? and why is it there? So I said...

[runco]

Honey, we have had a break in, and they are still in our bedroom, so I thought I would run to the bathroom to really get my......

[NoBanStan]

....dirty magazines. I didn't want that SOB stealing my stash so I....

[bubbiesdad]

picked them up. I looked at the cover of the most recent one and I realized I had never read the story about......................

[runco]

Dennis Rodman and lil Kim (North Korea lil Kim), would you believe in the pictures that lil Kim............

[ted]

Is a heshe and the wife said well ..... Edited April 1, 2013 by ted

[runco]

Ying and Yang symbols for Korea, but she went on to say that she heavily attracted too......

[RED333]

who makes the next post #191. so..

Edited April 1, 2013 by RED333

[Guest nra37922]

her Colt AR-15 and it really really turned her on when I slammed the mag into it so I did what any man would do and....

[ted]

Showed her my Marshmallow bazooka shooter when she started to swallow my bazooka ammo i said .....

[hipower]

what's for breakfast, honey

[Steelharp]

... and she said, "Not now, my colostomy bag needs emptying"...

[ted]

At that time it was a knock at the door it was DHS collecting colostomy bags and needed to to see if any one needed emptying" so .... Edited April 1, 2013 by ted

[NoBanStan]

...I questioned their judgment but figured, hey... they're just trying to make the US a safer place. So I gave them the bag and asked...

[Caster]

..and asked if they had any job openings in the colostomy bag refurbishing department.  She said they had several positions in the emptying and rinsing department but they couldn't hire me because I wasn't......

[ted]

really intelligent enough to work for DHS we go through training and you have to get your ged before you can even think about being a member ,we know how to getter done , as she was glancing over at my Marshmallow bazooka shooter, so I asked her what type of qualifications do you have to have to get in that high of a position that she was in ?..... Edited April 1, 2013 by ted

[Krull]

and she stated "Its really quite simple -- they only take applicants that have not........."

Edited April 1, 2013 by Krull

[Guest nra37922]

figured out that Big Sis is a carpet muncher and