The random story thread.

[Guest nra37922]

on closer inspection one of the she's was a he

[runco]

so I said shut the front door, grabbed the keys and jumped on the......

[Links2k]

Miniature horse that always follows me around

[RED333]

and I went to the store, picked up a few cokes and some...

[runco]

pork skins, and began to chow down when the phone rang, it was....

[hipower]

...Manfred Mann the Eskimo... warning me that...

[vontar]

the HeShe was looking for me.

[Caster]

..and when Heshe found me, I was to be held accountable for infractions against executive orders and would be tried by none other than the King of Spades himself. ..but Heshe wasn't playing with a full deck so I gave em the slip when .....

[RED333]

The DHS showed up to ask a few questions, I asked for some ID and they did not have any,

So....

[Guest Broomhead]

I shut the front door. As soon as I did...

[Motasyco]

my dog started running in circles and barking at...

Edited March 29, 2013 by Motasyco

[Guest nra37922]

A youth that could have been Obama's son wearing a hoodie, pants down pass his crack and air jordans.

[RED333]

That is when the DHS called me to help them to ...

[Guest nra37922]

straighten this wayward youth out and put him on the path to goodness and righteousness.

[runco]

But I just couldn't, wouldn't you believe that........

[Guest nra37922]

especially since the little twerp pulled a gun on me.  So I did the only thing I could do and

[runco]

crap in my pants, but luckily I had .....

[RED333]

Clean pants, after that the DHS haled off the little perp, that is when my wife came home and asked...

[runco]

What have you been doing today while I have been gone, and I said.....

[Guest nra37922]

can I  take you to Hooters cause you love the wings and she said

Edited March 30, 2013 by nra37922

[RED333]

why hooters all you will do is oggle the hooters and not pay attention to me, I want to go to....

[Guest nra37922]

but before she could utter another word her mother called on her CEL phone and wanted

[runco]

Pack of cigarettes, and .....

[ted]

Was coming over because she found out some one had been with her heshe partner and she was pissed so ...

[Guest nra37922]

I told the wife that some TGO buddies and myself were going to do some nighttime range work and I would be home