The random story thread.

[runco]

this monkey that....

[rugerla1]

Could do one handed cartwheels

[Guest Broomhead]

got whacked in the back of the head, dropped to his knees and started to...

Edited March 27, 2013 by Broomhead

[rugerla1]

Pray for the starving pygmies down there in...

[hipower]

Southern Aabama. Where...

Edited March 27, 2013 by hipower

[Links2k]

the deer and the antelope play.  Where never is heard...

[RED333]

a bad cuss word, till she said...

[runco]

go shut the FRONT door, when.......

[hipower]

..along came Jones, slow walkin' Jones, slow talkin' Jones...

[Guest Broomhead]

Who drawled, "Where's my monkey? I need a good..."

[hipower]

"...of Warren Zevons' Porcelain Monkey.."

[Caster]

I need a good shot of whiskey to clear the works. My heads getting a little outta whack. ...but some thieving bastage dank my booze! All that was left was a half liter of ......

[Transplanted Hoosier]

how did this cat get in my shorts?

[runco]

its anyones guess, so I quickly made a B line to the nearest.....

[Caster]

....the nearest Publix. I was jonesen for a rotisserie chicken and some Strohs. Publix being the only one around that carries Strohs. By when I got there I found all they had left was ...

[runco]

Ole Milwalkees Best, that stuff gives me.....

[RED333]

the runs for 3 days, so I just picked up some...   ... and went to the range...

[runco]

toliet paper and went to the range to shoot my brand new never been fired......

[Guest Broomhead]

Marshmallow shooter. I was shooting groups the size of...

[runco]

large round bales of hay, when I noticed the women beside me in the next lane do the unthinkable, they............

[Guest Broomhead]

started eating my marshmallows! I was astounded at their gall. It was, after all, hard to find ammo these days. I told them they need to go...

Edited March 28, 2013 by Broomhead

[runco]

somewhere else, and then one of them said...........

[RED333]

We can make more ammo, we reload for ALL calibers, so they asked me to go home with,

that is where we all got...

[runco]

into the man woman cave, and we started to indulge in......

[hipower]

...fits of depravity that would make your toes curl...then something happened...