I was at the bar last night...

[BrandonTN]

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and BS'ed a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

I now hold the world record for the fastest mile..........

[10Kilr]

WOW!! I love a woman with a walker.

[Guest Verbal Kint]

LUCKY! When they're on the oxygen tank, they don't even have to come up for air!

Yeah... I know... Hell is that way...

[Guest Valkyrie]

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Like you won't be there keeping me company.

[TripleDigitRide]

Like you won't be there keeping me company.

That makes 3 of us.

After getting to the punch line, I realized I'd heard that before. It was just as funny as the first.

[Guest mtsusean]

You were at the Starlite?

[TripleDigitRide]

You were at the Starlite?

Ain't that the truth. I've been there one time. I learned my lesson.

[Luckyforward]

I now have something to have bad dreams about . . .

[Marswolf]

[Guest eyebedam]

You were at the Starlite?

I've been there once. It was full of Cival War Debutants. Almost as bad as dads place.

[Guest airbornefox]

That was my mom!

[Guest Mugster]

Nothing like milf and cookies on a hot summer afternoon, I always say.

[Guest CaneyFork]

i went to the starlite once upon a time,

met a lovely lady there,

and made her mine

now we have a great son, a cozy little home,

sure beats the hell out of living alone.

[molonlabetn]

Apparently, you hadn't had enough to drink yet.

Women are like a fine wine... Once you open the bottle, ya' better drink it that night!

(yes, that was a joke)

[Guest airbornefox]

Nothing like milf and cookies on a hot summer afternoon, I always say.

Yeah, but its weird when she's old enough to be your mom and her son graduated high school with ya!

[Marswolf]

One of my absolutely favorite songs. Brings back so many pleasant memories in music and in person....

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaHYvkjH_QY[/ame]