'nuther Joke

[Luckyforward]

Every afternoon, a man walks down to the fishin' hole with nothing but a tackle box - no fishing pole - and in an hour or so, comes down the road with a stringer of fish.

The game warden sees this four days in a row and does not understand what is going on.

On day five, the game warden follows the man to the fishin' hole and watches from a distance. The man opens the tackle box and takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it, throws it into the water, and BOOM! Dead fish rise, and the man strings them up.

The game warden walks up to the man and tells him what he is doing is illegal.

The man's response: he lights a stick of dynamite, hands it to the game warden, and says, "You gonna stand there or ar you gonna fish?"

[Guest Verbal Kint]

[10Kilr]

[cadillacdude1975]

loolol good one.

[Guest Grout]

Man that joke is as old as Moses's toe and twice as corny.

[enfield]

I enjoyed it when I first heard it back in the 50's.

[Luckyforward]

Thank you for your appreciation . . . bad jokes still bring a smile.

And in this day of $4.00 a gallon gas, we still need a smile - at least I DO!

[towerclimber37]

I read it to my buddy and he busted out laughing. no worries!

its still a good one

[Guest Major Pain]

Hey, I thought you were gonna tell about the game warden out hiking in the mountains and came upon a old timer cooking over a camp fire. The warden says that smells good, what is it. The old timer says "peregrine falcon". The warden gasps and says don't you know old timer that its against the law to kill those, they are on the endangered species list. The old timer said sorry, he didn't know. The warden says I guess its ok this time but I've always wondered what does peregrine falcon taste like? The old timer said it was "kinda a cross between whooping crane and bald eagle".--MP

[Luckyforward]

That's good, Major Pain . . . LOL

[bobmack]

2 for the price of one !

[Guest GLOCKGUY]

"LOL" good one

[Guest Grout]

A tomato,the lettuce and the garden hose were in a race.The hose was running,the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to catch up.